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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569

    #16
    Originally posted by TJMKID
    Can I start a petition to have Megan Fox and Erin Andrews give me head every day ???

    You'd have more success..............

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #17
      Originally posted by VHscraps
      Optimism is a very human trait, to be sure. .
      Not to any long suffering VH fan, it aint.......

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • SunisinuS
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • May 2010
        • 3301

        #18
        Ok Ok Ok, you can Sign ONE petition on Christmas Eve, but the rest of the petitions will have to wait until Christmas Morning, and One MORE Word, and you will find some coal in your stocking! Now give a kiss to your Aunt Judith and no faces about her liver spots or goiter!
        Last edited by SunisinuS; 12-02-2011, 09:02 PM.
        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 9166

          #19
          20 people signed... well that locks it. We have a majority!! The vote passes.

          Still wondering how you cuntvinced 20 trolls to click and flick...

          The Van Halens will be right with you... please stand by...
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #20
            Originally posted by Matt White
            For Pete's sake..............

            for his brother's sake, too.
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59571

              #21
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              So did Sammy, for that matter........

              Steve Jones too. Wonder if he's hoping the Pistols can open for VH on the next tour?

              Hopefully at least one of them will have a new album out first.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Zing!
                Veteran
                • Oct 2011
                • 2363

                #22
                Stopped by the local Barnes & Noble and checked out Zloz's Eddie Van Halen book tonight. After seeing that, I'm starting to think I'd rather not hear anything from the band ever again and just call it a day. Petition or not - how can they ever come close to recapturing that kind of magic? The 07-08 tour was okay in a nostalgic kind of way, but it was very scripted. It occurred to me that the beauty of a classic =VH= concert back in the day was that you never knew what was going to happen on any given night (or at least they were very good at making it appear that way). I suppose I'm sort of looking forward to seeing Dave front and center again - and mildly intrigued at the prospect of him doing the full media blitz - but as for the rest, I can hear Roger Daltry on the old 5:15 singing... "Why should I care? Why should I care?"
                My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                • SunisinuS
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • May 2010
                  • 3301

                  #23
                  No Sad Songs tonight somethings in the air!
                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                  • DLR Bridge
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2011
                    • 5479

                    #24
                    Zing. Ya need to adopt more of a that was then, this is now attitude. Progression is not about staring back at the past and trying desperately to recreate it. The band's biggest pitfalls are their time wasting and lack of communication with their fans. I agree about the '07-'08 tour. There was an unavoidable air of nostalgia that lead to the feeling that they were in some ways just going through the motions. I think it was imperative for them to get through that stage of their revamping in order to attempt something different. We have been burried by rumors and heresay from producers, musicians, reliable sources and bullshit artists. Someone once posted in here not too long ago these three simple words: expect the unexpected. As cranky and impatient I and many others can be, the amount of anticipation is so high, it's impossible to not care about what they serve up next. There's a chance that none of the old riffs we have in mind will be present. There's a chance that Dave talked the guys into trying out a horn section for a song or two. There's a chance we will hear Wolf trade off some lead vocals in an experimental way that may make some of us go, holy shit! That was different! That was pretty fuckin' cool! So don't dwell too much on the past. Good things are a comin'. I can still feel it.

                    Oh and petitions are as effective as putting out a house fire with a single water balloon.

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                    • Viking
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1774

                      #25
                      Originally posted by FredSavage
                      You could have Christ and The 12 Apostles sign the fucking thing, and you know what you'll hear from Ed?

                      *CHIRP* *CHIRP* CHIRP*

                      And if he doesn't get off his sorry ass soon, that'll be the sound of his pacemaker asking for a battery change. What a self-cloistered little twat.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59571

                        #26
                        Holy shit, it's Viking!

                        I thought you fell off the planet or something?
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Viking
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1774

                          #27
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          Holy shit, it's Viking!

                          I thought you fell off the planet or something?
                          Brother, I didn't fall anywhere, but sometimes I'd take a flying leap off this fucking rock if I had a place to land. Even if flat on my ass. I'm still here and there - life just has a way of reorganizing your indulgences. Jeezus, I'm even a grandfather now. But, just send me a horny college co-ed, and I'm sure I'll get my mojo working again. LMFAO

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #28
                            I'll be a sumbitch. Nice to see some peeps from back in the day. Slowly you all are crawling out of the woodwork.

                            And as far as the petition goes, so what? I wonder if spEd even knows what an "interwebs" is....much less being able to surf it, or even giving a fuck what anyone thinks about him.
                            Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-03-2011, 03:04 AM.

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                            • Rikk
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 16518

                              #29
                              This petition is fucking sad.

                              The only thing that will speak to the brothers is money. And if they need it badly enough, they'll release this album and start this tour.

                              What would Ed say if he saw the petition?

                              What did he say to his assistant back in '96 when the fanbase was furious with him for Roth being thrown out after the reunion debacle?

                              Oh yeah...that's right. "Unplug the computer."

                              Fucking idiot. Petitions are stupid from the get-go. But I'll sign one that gives me a chance at world peace. Or one that gives me a guarantee that five crates of rare Single Malt Scotch will be delivered to my home. Or one that guarantees me a healthy newborn baby this spring.

                              But a petition to plead a band to hurry up with their inevitable press release about a new album? I'd be making better use of my time getting rid of that one obnoxious nosehair that's currently tickling my left nostril.
                              Roth Army Militia

                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625

                                #30
                                Originally posted by FORD

                                I'm just curious as to exactly which part of Florida Chino Hills is in.......

                                There is a Chino Hills in So CA. A bit east of Los Angeles.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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