Hagar A Spiritual Advisor..?
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Ya' know....I can't believe I haven't noticed it before, but the similarities between Hagar and Oprah are quite staggering. -
"Where Eagles Die" was the Chedmaster's attempt at "spirituality". I hated it, and so did the eagles.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Game show host: Ok, our first contestant is the former head of the philosophy department at Harvard University, who has an MA, a BA, a PhD and is a BMF besides...Bob Bitchin'. So Bob, something I like to ask all our contestants, why did you decide to drop out?
Bob Bitchin': A lot of people think it was the 400 Acid trips I took, you know?
Game Show Host: Uh-huh...but what was it really, Bob?
Bob Bitchin': One day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man.
Game Show Host: Black Sabbath - And then what happened?
Bob Bitchin': I saw God, man.
TV Viewer: Hey, I've done that too, man. Only it was Grand Funk.
Last edited by chefcraig; 12-03-2011, 03:06 PM.

“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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At least Right Said Fred were creative and somewhat original. A better way of stating it would have been that Hagar has all of the songwriting range of a Red Ryder BB Gun. You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!


“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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This just.....oh holy fuck Sammy I see an angel - and she says to set your capri pants on fire.
Oh dear.
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I might also see a white light and nearly obtain spiritual ascendancy and enlightenment at a Sammy Hagar show--after killing myself for being at a Sammy Hagar concert...Comment
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original cover artwork is by Aaron Hagar
Like father - like son. God damn those Hagars are an opportunistic bunch.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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I'm betting she tried the "Brown Acid".................
just quessing.......................................... .............................
That is beyond G-HEYComment
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In the old days you were a spiritual guru if you were visited by angels. In modern times you are spiritual if you are visited by aliens. Of course spiritual is just another word for being nuts.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Hell if I want to expand my mind into bliss, I'm going to listen to something like this. Not Hagar squaking about love and aliens looking for his opening.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 12-04-2011, 03:57 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Why does this evoke images of Rev Jim Jones or David Koresh...In this true story, Pat struggles to maintain her roles of middle-class wife and mom, while simultaneously being thrust into the explosive world of celebrities, sex, and rock ‘n’ roll combined with spiritual dimensions beyond her wildest dreams. All of this forces her to confront the incredible power of her mind and spirit, and to reevaluate her perception of reality and the meaning of life.
No doubt she's reevaluating life... hopefully she's seeking professional help."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment









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