Hagar A Spiritual Advisor..?

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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 9208

    Hagar A Spiritual Advisor..?

    I lifted this from a post on Links from Jeff at the VH Store.

    Thought it was "interesting"...

    Apologies if this isn't Main worthy.

    Originally posted by Jeff Hausman
    Here's something different! A new book just released about spirituality and Sammy Hagar(!), which Sammy Hagar calls “A MUST-READ for Redheads.” In stock and shipping at Van Halen Store:


    “DANCE OF THE ELECTRIC HUMMINGBIRD: An Ordinary Woman’s Accidental Journey to Enlightenment, the Supernatural, and Rock Star Sammy Hagar”

    Sammy Hagar calls this “A MUST-READ for Redheads.”

    “DANCE OF THE ELECTRIC HUMMINGBIRD: An Ordinary Woman’s Accidental Journey to Enlightenment, the Supernatural, and Rock Star Sammy Hagar” by Pat Walker. The original cover artwork is by Aaron Hagar.

    “Pat Walker takes to heart the same type of messages I try to relate through my music and my life—go out and seek your dreams, don’t ever give up, celebrate your life and every part of who you are. I know Pat’s journey of mystical transformations will inspire you. Enjoy the journey.”

    —SAMMY HAGAR

    Wandering into a bar in Mexico with her husband, Pat Walker is hoping to enjoy a rock concert by a famous singer previously unknown to her—but something frightening and wonderful happens instead. In the midst of the cheering fans and screaming guitars, she is lifted out of her body and becomes engulfed in a white light and a feeling of ecstasy. She stumbles upon her soul, and God. Soon after this experience, more strange things begin to happen to her—she starts having psychic revelations, glimpses of past lives, and contact with angels and spirits. Fearing the loss of her sanity, Pat’s search for an explanation leads her to international recording star Sammy Hagar, who takes it upon himself to help her decipher the meaning of these supernatural experiences.

    In this true story, Pat struggles to maintain her roles of middle-class wife and mom, while simultaneously being thrust into the explosive world of celebrities, sex, and rock ‘n’ roll combined with spiritual dimensions beyond her wildest dreams. All of this forces her to confront the incredible power of her mind and spirit, and to reevaluate her perception of reality and the meaning of life.

    Paperback, 352 pages. Order at VanHalenStore.com.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • hambon4lif
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2810

    #2
    Ya' know....I can't believe I haven't noticed it before, but the similarities between Hagar and Oprah are quite staggering.

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59944

      #3
      "Where Eagles Die" was the Chedmaster's attempt at "spirituality". I hated it, and so did the eagles.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #4
        Game show host: Ok, our first contestant is the former head of the philosophy department at Harvard University, who has an MA, a BA, a PhD and is a BMF besides...Bob Bitchin'. So Bob, something I like to ask all our contestants, why did you decide to drop out?
        Bob Bitchin': A lot of people think it was the 400 Acid trips I took, you know?
        Game Show Host: Uh-huh...but what was it really, Bob?
        Bob Bitchin': One day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man.
        Game Show Host: Black Sabbath - And then what happened?
        Bob Bitchin': I saw God, man.
        TV Viewer: Hey, I've done that too, man. Only it was Grand Funk.

        Last edited by chefcraig; 12-03-2011, 03:06 PM.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • Unchainme
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2005
          • 7746

          #5
          Hagar has the masculinity of Culture Club and the lyrical depth of Right Said Fred.

          how anyone would want to ask him for spiritual advise blows my mind.
          Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            Originally posted by Unchainme
            Hagar has the masculinity of Culture Club and the lyrical depth of Right Said Fred.
            At least Right Said Fred were creative and somewhat original. A better way of stating it would have been that Hagar has all of the songwriting range of a Red Ryder BB Gun. You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!










            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4648

              #7
              This just.....oh holy fuck Sammy I see an angel - and she says to set your capri pants on fire.

              Oh dear.

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #8
                Is this for real? This chick has an out-of-body experience and gets to meet God during a Hagar concert???? Goddammit, I have got to try that tequila!
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49646

                  #9
                  I might also see a white light and nearly obtain spiritual ascendancy and enlightenment at a Sammy Hagar show--after killing myself for being at a Sammy Hagar concert...

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    original cover artwork is by Aaron Hagar




                    Like father - like son. God damn those Hagars are an opportunistic bunch.
                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      #11
                      I'm betting she tried the "Brown Acid".................

                      just quessing.......................................... .............................

                      That is beyond G-HEY

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        #12
                        In the old days you were a spiritual guru if you were visited by angels. In modern times you are spiritual if you are visited by aliens. Of course spiritual is just another word for being nuts.

                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          #13
                          Hell if I want to expand my mind into bliss, I'm going to listen to something like this. Not Hagar squaking about love and aliens looking for his opening.

                          Last edited by Nitro Express; 12-04-2011, 03:57 AM.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 9208

                            #14
                            In this true story, Pat struggles to maintain her roles of middle-class wife and mom, while simultaneously being thrust into the explosive world of celebrities, sex, and rock ‘n’ roll combined with spiritual dimensions beyond her wildest dreams. All of this forces her to confront the incredible power of her mind and spirit, and to reevaluate her perception of reality and the meaning of life.
                            Why does this evoke images of Rev Jim Jones or David Koresh...

                            No doubt she's reevaluating life... hopefully she's seeking professional help.
                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • negative
                              Groupie
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 58

                              #15
                              Fuck Sammy Hagar, and while we're at it, fuck the Links.

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