A theme song for EVH!

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  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6530

    A theme song for EVH!

    I figured this song acruately decribes Eddie's obsession with booze:

    Liquified

    by Dislocated Styles

    I am falling and I cant get up
    I tried to walk but almost threw up
    Only took a few shots but that didnt last
    This time Mr. Cuevo got the last laugh
    I felt the burning going down my throat
    So I had to follow it down with some crown and coke
    Now Im twisted who got the herb lets get lifted
    Carring it aroung two drinks double fisted

    To all the night that I came home
    With my head hangin out the car window
    Came sumbling through the front door
    And passed out on the bathroom floor

    (chorus)
    Get liquified get up
    Raise up your cup and drink up
    It's as simple as that
    Get liquified get up
    When you see me in the club show me love
    Cause I'll give it right back

    (repeat chorus)

    This one time I passed out
    A couple got punched out
    Pissed in a washer
    And then in a dryer
    I hit some trash cans
    And drove up a curb
    I guess I must think I got a license to swerve
    And I woke up naked with a girl who was nameless
    Dreamed at first but I noticed the latex
    When I get drunk I act real stupid
    Always shitfaced its just undisputed

    (chorus)
    Get liquified get up
    Raise up your cup and drink up
    It's as simple as that
    Get liquified get up
    When you see me in the club show me love
    Cause I'll give it right back

    (repeat chorus)

    Liquid for my body on 180 proof
    With an alcohol level that would raise the roof
    Double visions of you in what the bottle could do
    Just sippin on the water till the headache is through

    Get lit! Get lit! Get lit!

    (chorus)
    Get liquified get up
    Raise up your cup and drink up
    It's as simple as that
    Get liquified get up
    When you see me in the club show me love
    Cause I'll give it right back

    (repeat chorus)
  • Roth kills Sam
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 691

    #2
    Here is a better theme song:

    (verse 1)
    Van Halen sucks without Dave
    and you ruined your life
    Your son is Jack Osbourne

    (chorus)
    You can't play any more
    Your tone sucks

    (verse 2)
    Sammy sucks
    Gary sucks
    How Many Say I is the funniest song ever recorded

    (chorus)
    guitar solo (badly played by Man-With-Half-Tongue)
    (chorus)

    end
    Last edited by Roth kills Sam; 07-15-2004, 11:55 AM.

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    • L.S.D.

      #3
      Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
      Here is a better theme song:

      (verse 1)
      Van Halen sucks without Dave
      and you ruined your life
      Your son is Jack Osbourne

      (chorus)
      You can't play any more
      Your tone sucks

      (verse 2)
      Sammy sucks
      Gary sucks
      How Many Say I is the funniest song ever recorded

      (chorus)
      guitar solo (badly played by Man-With-Half-Tongue
      (chorus)

      end

      Would you suck dave off if he asked you to?

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      • Roth kills Sam
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2004
        • 691

        #4
        Originally posted by L.S.D.
        Would you suck dave off if he asked you to?
        Your mom sucked me off

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        • DLR_EngineRoom
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2304

          #5
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          I figured this song acruately decribes Eddie's obsession with booze:

          Liquified

          by Dislocated Styles

          I am falling and I cant get up
          I tried to walk but almost threw up
          Only took a few shots but that didnt last
          This time Mr. Cuevo got the last laugh
          I felt the burning going down my throat
          So I had to follow it down with some crown and coke
          Now Im twisted who got the herb lets get lifted
          Carring it aroung two drinks double fisted

          To all the night that I came home
          With my head hangin out the car window
          Came sumbling through the front door
          And passed out on the bathroom floor

          (chorus)
          Get liquified get up
          Raise up your cup and drink up
          It's as simple as that
          Get liquified get up
          When you see me in the club show me love
          Cause I'll give it right back

          (repeat chorus)

          This one time I passed out
          A couple got punched out
          Pissed in a washer
          And then in a dryer
          I hit some trash cans
          And drove up a curb
          I guess I must think I got a license to swerve
          And I woke up naked with a girl who was nameless
          Dreamed at first but I noticed the latex
          When I get drunk I act real stupid
          Always shitfaced its just undisputed

          (chorus)
          Get liquified get up
          Raise up your cup and drink up
          It's as simple as that
          Get liquified get up
          When you see me in the club show me love
          Cause I'll give it right back

          (repeat chorus)

          Liquid for my body on 180 proof
          With an alcohol level that would raise the roof
          Double visions of you in what the bottle could do
          Just sippin on the water till the headache is through

          Get lit! Get lit! Get lit!

          (chorus)
          Get liquified get up
          Raise up your cup and drink up
          It's as simple as that
          Get liquified get up
          When you see me in the club show me love
          Cause I'll give it right back

          (repeat chorus)
          I can hear Van Hagar singing this....I'm completely serious!

          Right down there with It's About Time.....


          Oh and by the way, Van Hagar still sucks....
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