This would be an interesting stab in the face to Sam the sham if the band did this...

[WildTurkey]

Who gives a fuck what Spamfans think? It's not like our posts will change opinions or guide anyone to the light. Those people are fundamentally flawed as human beings. I learned long ago not to waste time arguing with people who like Van Hagar. My time is better spent sticking the head of my penis into their food while they are not looking.

Our only duty right now is to enjoy how fantastically well things are going in VH land. It's been so long. So fucking long.

[scott b]

forget sammy altogether!what would be nice in between the next album(if were lucky enough)is for dave to put out another solo album and tour.

[SNIPER]

I have been a member of the site for about 2 years but have not posted much at all but i am getting tired of the negative bs being put out today by spammy heads about the new single. I live in Seattle and the local rock station KISW is going to put Tattoo up against Chickenfoods new single tonight at 9:00pm. Douchebag spammy is releasing a single today that came out 8 months ago when there last piece of crap album came out. The entertainment weekley website is brutal and I have posted a lot under another alias fighting the good fight but the whole michale anothony is not there thing is almost becoming fashionable by people who do not even have a clue. Am I overreacting? should I not even care and just enjoy the moment?

For shits a giggles I would like to know how much we kill them by.

[TJMKID]

I got some buddies who are rather good at bringing down websites ---- perhaps we should replace Spammy's official site with this photo:

[sonrisa salvaje]

It is kind of like standing on a mountain being the king. The minions down below are always going to be unhappy and bitching about something. We, being the kings, should not tell them to eat cake. We should tell them to go listen to some Melissa Ethridge like little cunts.

[Vinnie Velvet]

What i found out today reading reactions and comments to Tattoo is that there are a lot of 'would be' Van Halen fans who are very ignorant and actually know very little about the band, it's history, etc.

They are the ones saying ridiculous statements like "this is a total ripoff of Down in Flames!" and even going so far as to elevate Mike's original tenure in the band as something greater than it was - making him out to be as important as Dave.

I find it strange just how much these same people are trashing Tattoo. I dont get it.

[Sensible Shoes]

My time is better spent sticking the head of my penis into their food while they are not looking.

Do you pee when you do this?

[kwame k]

Do you pee when you do this?

Only in the soup, I'd imagine

[ThatArtGuy]

I don't know who you're talking about. The only Sammy I know is a Mr. Davis Jr.

[David Lee Rocks]

screw the haters, we are not the jerk whisperers!!

[BITEYOASS]

Tell em' to fuck off! Their just pissed off cuz =VH= is WINNING!

Last time I checked "Up For Breakfast" didn't do so hot.

While I'm at it let's compare the two of the =VH= compilations which featured two new songs from each singer:

Best of Vol. 1 sold 3,000,000

The Best of Both World sold 1,000,000

Now lets compare how many Platinum and Gold albums Dave and Spamster had for their solo projects:

Spamster (including Chickenfoot): 3 gold, 2 platinum

Diamond Dave: 3 platinum, 1 gold

In short, Spammy will always be a mediocre bridge troll drone.

[Vinnie Velvet]

I fucking hate Spammy McGaygar.

And his Chickenshit of a band.

[BITEYOASS]

Those haters are going to get exhausted really soon. Especially if the new album goes to Numero Uno on Billboard.

[BITEYOASS]

Fuck 'em.

Cherone, Hagar and their fans.

Fuck the lot of 'em.

Now and forever.

I don't want to get Herpes. So I'll skip that. LOL

[WildTurkey]

Do you pee when you do this?

I'd be lying if I said I was above adding a little pinch of whatever might be lingering in the chamber at the time

Only in the soup, I'd imagine

Got to be careful with soups. I tend only to do this with gazpachos, as I don't want to burn my main member..