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  • DLR_EngineRoom
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2304

    Extra! Extra! Sammy Gaybar rewords 'Cabo Wabo' for 'Best Of Both Worlds' release!

    Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
    (Hagar/Manilow)
    (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


    His name was David, he was The Showman
    With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
    He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
    And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
    Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more

    Chorus:
    There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Who knew that this'd be a disastah
    Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Music and passion were always the fashion
    Until Cabo

    They fell in love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana

    His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
    He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
    And when they finished, he called Ed over
    But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
    And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    Ed said: Dave shot you!

    {Chorus}
    Ed lost his love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Ed with Red Rocker
    Was a shocker
    Music and passion, no longer in fashion

    His name is David, he's still The Showman
    And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
    Now it's a disco, but not for David
    Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
    But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
    He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
    Now he lost his mind

    {Chorus}
    Don't fall in love
    Don't fall in love
    Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
    http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif
  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    #2
    You stole my idea from another post today!!

    But it's still hilarious!
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • MERRYKISSMASS2U
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2004
      • 4372

      #3
      anything pro roth is true and funny (if it is against sam, the sisters, and mellow not so well know Polish what the fuck is his name bassman)

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      • DLR_EngineRoom
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2304

        #4
        Originally posted by Rikk
        You stole my idea from another post today!!

        But it's still hilarious!
        Rikk buddy! Where do you think I got this idea?? It WAS your post that gave me the inspiration! haha enjoy.....
        http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
        http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
        http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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        • Carmine
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7693

          #5
          Re: Extra! Extra! Sammy Gaybar rewords 'Cabo Wabo' for 'Best Of Both Worlds' release!

          Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
          Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
          (Hagar/Manilow)
          (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


          His name was David, he was The Showman
          With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
          He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
          And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
          Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
          They were young and they had each other
          Who could ask for more

          Chorus:
          There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Who knew that this'd be a disastah
          Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Music and passion were always the fashion
          Until Cabo

          They fell in love

          Cabo, Cabo Cabana

          His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
          He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
          And when they finished, he called Ed over
          But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
          And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
          There was blood and a single gun shot
          Ed said: Dave shot you!

          {Chorus}
          Ed lost his love

          Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Cabo Cabana

          Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Ed with Red Rocker
          Was a shocker
          Music and passion, no longer in fashion

          His name is David, he's still The Showman
          And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
          Now it's a disco, but not for David
          Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
          But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
          He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
          Now he lost his mind

          {Chorus}
          Don't fall in love
          Don't fall in love
          Cabo Cabana
          Cabo Cabana

          Cabo, Cabo Cabana
          Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)

          BWAHHAHAHAHHAHHHH! hilarious!!

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          • sambo
            Sniper
            • Jun 2004
            • 913

            #6
            LMAO...golf clap...

            Nice work...
            Go home the Earth is full....

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
              Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
              (Hagar/Manilow)
              (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


              His name was David, he was The Showman
              With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
              He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
              And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
              Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
              They were young and they had each other
              Who could ask for more

              Chorus:
              There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Who knew that this'd be a disastah
              Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Music and passion were always the fashion
              Until Cabo

              They fell in love

              Cabo, Cabo Cabana

              His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
              He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
              And when they finished, he called Ed over
              But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
              And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
              There was blood and a single gun shot
              Ed said: Dave shot you!

              {Chorus}
              Ed lost his love

              Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Cabo Cabana

              Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Ed with Red Rocker
              Was a shocker
              Music and passion, no longer in fashion

              His name is David, he's still The Showman
              And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
              Now it's a disco, but not for David
              Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
              But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
              He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
              Now he lost his mind

              {Chorus}
              Don't fall in love
              Don't fall in love
              Cabo Cabana
              Cabo Cabana

              Cabo, Cabo Cabana
              Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)
              Fuck that funny.
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • rustoffa
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8963

                #8
                "Wings"
                Hagar/Van Halen

                World turns black and white
                Fissures and an empty gloom
                Pants start fallin' down
                Better change my tune
                Yeah, trade a leach for a golden king
                Preach with a pie
                Baby, just baste some wings

                I'll get higher and higher
                Light up some kind
                I'll get higher and higher
                Take it up my behind

                Run, run, run away
                Got a pain joltin' up my back
                My tongue's been on my mind
                Falls between the cracks
                Standin' on broken seams
                Dinner's in my sight, ah
                I'll just baste some wings

                I'll get higher and higher
                Light up some kind
                I'll get higher and higher
                Take it up my behind

                So baby dry your eyes
                Don't let mom know you cried
                Oh, that's what screams are made of
                'Cause we belong with a sauce that's goddamned strong
                Oh, that's what wings are made of

                Yeah,
                I'll get higher and higher
                Light up some kind
                I'll get higher and higher
                Take it up my behind
                Oh, I'll get higher and higher
                Who knows what we'll bind

                So baby dry your eyes
                Don't let mom know you cried
                Oh, that's what screams are made of
                'Cause we belong with a sauce that's goddamned strong
                Oh, that's what wings are made of

                And in the end on wings we will depend
                'Cause that's what love is made of

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