The All Encompassing "Dave's Headset" Thread

[Von Halen]

Hey, Coonfish. Is it true? Tell me you're not...

[Catfish]

You know it, baby!!!!!!

[Catfish]

Zah didn't really go to the 2004 tour, did he?

I recall him posting that the '04 tour didn't stop in Arkansaws or whatever buttfuck state he lives in, so he did a road trip to hit 3 or 4 southern state tour stops.

[Mr Walker]

I recall him posting that the '04 tour didn't stop in Arkansaws or whatever buttfuck state he lives in, so he did a road trip to hit 3 or 4 southern state tour stops.

He posted that all of the degrading acts he performed at truck stops along the way as he hitched rides to keep up with the tour were well worth it.

[Von Halen]

You know it, baby!!!!!!

Well...I guess one of you will enjoy Kool and the Gang!

[Catfish]

He posted that all of the degrading acts he performed at truck stops along the way as he hitched rides to keep up with the tour were well worth it.

I remember Zah posting about how embarrassed he was when, after stoping to giving three guys hand-jobs and one of them a "Hot Carl" to afford tickets to one show, he found out the prices had been drastically slashed and the arena was half-full. I almost felt bad for the guy!

[Von Halen]

I recall him posting that the '04 tour didn't stop in Arkansaws or whatever buttfuck state he lives in, so he did a road trip to hit 3 or 4 southern state tour stops.

I don't believe Zah went to the 2004 tour. Not multiple times. Not once.

[Jagermeister]

Has this turned into a gay Zah thread?

[Mr Walker]

I don't believe Zah went to the 2004 tour. Not multiple times. Not once.

Yeah he did... I remember that Young Lou was terribly offended that people who attended the 2004 tour were still allowed to hold positions of power at DDLR.com... namely ZahZoo!

[Mr Walker]

Well...I guess one of you will enjoy Kool and the Gang!

What kind of shit is this?
Was the afternoon Klan meeting cancelled giving you free time to post garbage like this?

Where's the 'groan' button when you need it?

[Jagermeister]

What kind of shit is this?
Was the afternoon Klan meeting cancelled giving you free time to post garbage like this?

Where's the 'groan' button when you need it?

Nothing wrong with that post at all.

[Von Halen]

I remember that Young Lou was terribly offended that people who attended the 2004 tour were still allowed to hold positions of power at DDLR.com... namely ZahZoo!

No wonder that shithole burned to the ground!

I am sorry, but I will not be on my game the rest of the day. I am still reeling from Catfish's revelation...

[Catfish]

I don't want to live in a world where Von Halen is not a vile, disgusting beast!

And leave it to Von Halen to defend ZahZoo's love for Van Hagar! He's the one who shares Zah's love for Van Hagar and modded that femme and upset the many likes of us such as Young Lou and... who was that crazy wetback that Wooda modded???

[Catfish]

No wonder that shithole burned to the ground!

I am sorry, but I will not be on my game the rest of the day. I am still reeling from Catfish's revelation...

You mean Mr Walker's revelation! Asshole! LOL!

[Mr Walker]

Nothing wrong with that post at all.

STFU JaKKKermeister!