The All Encompassing "Dave's Headset" Thread

[Vinnie Velvet]

BREAKING NEWS

VAN HALEN TO RE-NAME NEW ALBUM

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Legendary rockers have decided to re-name their new album. Having just hit the store shelves this past Tuesday, Van Halen have decided to change the name from A Different Kind Of Truth to A Different Kind Of Headset.

[ZahZoo]

I posted this earlier and the post disappeared. It IS possible that the headset gives him better fullback and keeps him in tune better. Gee what if the headset gives us a better performance?

Exactly and the headset microphone probably integrates better than a separate ear-bud monitors and hand held.

[evil_lil]

How about a little perspective. Didn't they have the singer from Great White propped up on a stool with a poop bag on his side for christsakes.

Headset or no - This is David Fucking Lee Roth fronting Van Halen in 2012 on a tour for a new album!

[ZahZoo]

No, that's your GAYDAR

I was trying to be diplomatic & politically correct... the original post sounded better than just sayin... Ya bunch of fags lost your visual dick fantasy and are acting like pissy little school girls...

[1971Quarter]

I was trying to be diplomatic & politically correct... the original post sounded better than just sayin... Ya bunch of fags lost your visual dick fantasy and are acting like pissy little school girls...

Britney Spears was a pissy little school girl THAT WORE A HEADSET ONSTAGE

[Sensible Shoes]

Now are all the men supposed to talk about how Britney was hot? Ewwww.

[golitely]

I've got it...the video screens in the background gives it all away. He is going to come out at the first gig in a black turtleneck and jeans to unveil the new iPad with the killer VH/Magic 8 ball/random Roth witticism-words to live by app--in a striped case, of course.

[Jagermeister]

Now are all the men supposed to talk about how Britney was hot? Ewwww.

why am I even posting in this thread?

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah until she opens her mouth.

[mohican]

I don't care about the headset as long as it doesn't become this ...

[Nitro Express]

I hate the head set. I hate the stage. It's all really bland. What happened to the sure 58? It's so Sammy Hagar to go around with a headset.

[hain23x]

I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

[Vinnie Velvet]

I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

It wouldn't matter.

They all suck nowadays anyway.

[ELVIS]

Maybe Dave should just lipsync it while being surrounded by choreographed gay midget hula dancers...

At least we would get the screams...

[ELVIS]

I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

Ozzy doesn't...