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  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7557

    #61
    Originally posted by DLR Bridge
    I know of someone who posted they may skip this tour all together due to the lack of new songs being played.
    Given the gems they are pulling out, and the way they are performing, that would be a mistake.

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    • sonrisa salvaje
      Veteran
      • Jun 2005
      • 2098

      #62
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      Only this thread ??
      Good point. I'm here to celebrate...not get buzzkilled.
      RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
      LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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      • TwoFoolsAMinute
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 925

        #63
        Catfish it right...as usual.

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        • Terry
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12222

          #64
          Originally posted by ZahZoo
          I'm surprised there's not more whiners with their mantyhose in a knot because Dave's ditched several other classic "repeated every show" schtick routines...

          For instance... "Look at ALLLLLLL the people here tonight!!"

          or... to the hottie in the front row... "You're so sweet I bet you shit sugar..."

          or... "Hey man, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend..."

          And let's not forget Catfish's Man-Love Fantasy Favorite™ the infamous jacking off with a bottle of Jack
          Longtime fans oughta know what they're getting with Roth by now.

          Bunch of armchair wannabes, nevergonnabes who somehow think their many years of not headlining in arenas somehow gives them insight as to what Roth should or shouldn't be doing...more laughable than anything else...

          although Dave really might wanna ditch the headset
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • Mr Walker
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2536

            #65
            One of my favorite things Dave does is when he mumbles new words when he forgets the words. I'm watching the Indy show and I swear during the second verse of Girl Gone Bad he said "caught that woman with a snatch vagina"... hahahaha

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            • Loons The Great
              Groupie
              • Jan 2012
              • 60

              #66
              The only thang King Papa Diamond D-Ro id gettin rid of next is...you and yer bloooooze!!¡! :D

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              • Jetstream
                Foot Soldier
                • Dec 2011
                • 609

                #67
                Dave can do whatever the fuck he wants, because it will be Dave being Dave. Not many people take chances like him. Some of it works and some of it does not, but that is what makes him kick ass. Dude is never static
                I got lost in the...

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                • adena dodds
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 393

                  #68
                  I guess he can't blame it on Jack Daniels and get hand cuffed and escorted out of the show......It's good to have a real legitimate reason for apperaring to be forgetful or stupid or non caring or whatever else they try to disect us of being or thinking that we are doing in this soap opera of a society that we live in ( all in one breath). Isn't is a psyco circus out there? Especially CNN, I can't even watch those bimbos anymore. They gotta GO! It's a 24 hour Miss America beauty pagent all day long on the news. I just want to be a Yankee Rose, fuck Miss America! No, I think Betty Boop RULES! Fuck Miss America....Betty Boop for prez.! I hate women newscasters! I hate Robin Meade in the morning....I'd like to give her a bottle of anything and a glazed dougnut to GO! She gotta GO!
                  Originally posted by Zing!
                  Dave's painted himself into a corner with this one, because he's now at the age where he really IS forgetting the words...

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                  • adena dodds
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 393

                    #69
                    And that Robin Meade has no right to call me sunshine in the morning when I live in Pittsburgh Pa., where the sun only shines 65 days out of the year! She can call me Sister Mary Sunshine when I join a convent and that's about it! I'd like to whack her with my Rosary beads...Lord help me I really can't stand it anymore! I get all fired up at the bitches I'm stuck watching on the news...I'm so sorry, this is out of character for me. I'm just venting. But I'm totally serious!
                    Originally posted by adena dodds
                    I guess he can't blame it on Jack Daniels and get hand cuffed and escorted out of the show......It's good to have a real legitimate reason for apperaring to be forgetful or stupid or non caring or whatever else they try to disect us of being or thinking that we are doing in this soap opera of a society that we live in ( all in one breath). Isn't is a psyco circus out there? Especially CNN, I can't even watch those bimbos anymore. They gotta GO! It's a 24 hour Miss America beauty pagent all day long on the news. I just want to be a Yankee Rose, fuck Miss America! No, I think Betty Boop RULES! Fuck Miss America....Betty Boop for prez.! I hate women newscasters! I hate Robin Meade in the morning....I'd like to give her a bottle of anything and a glazed dougnut to GO! She gotta GO!

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      #70
                      Originally posted by adena dodds
                      She can call me Sister Mary Sunshine when I join a convent and that's about it! I'd like to whack her with my Rosary beads...Lord help me I really can't stand it anymore! I get all fired up at the bitches I'm stuck watching on the news...I'm so sorry, this is out of character for me. I'm just venting. But I'm totally serious!

                      And 100%, bat-shit fucking bonkers as well.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • adena dodds
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 393

                        #71
                        Yea and tell that Robin Meade to untwist her discombobulated oiled up legs when she's sitting on the couch with a full view of her legs. BIMBO! She needs to save the sun tan lotion for the beach not the news room. Maybe she should be the new Coppertone girl huh? These news casters think they're all cool and act like they're rock stars. That's the trouble with the world today everyone's a rock star. I'm with Hugie Lewis and The News...It's hip to be square!
                        Originally posted by chefcraig
                        And 100%, bat-shit fucking bonkers as well.

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                        • Catfish
                          Sniper
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 898

                          #72
                          I want to have sex with Robin Meade so bad.

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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172

                            #73
                            Originally posted by adena dodds
                            Yea and tell that Robin Meade to untwist her discombobulated oiled up legs when she's sitting on the couch with a full view of her legs. BIMBO! She needs to save the sun tan lotion for the beach not the news room. Maybe she should be the new Coppertone girl huh? These news casters think they're all cool and act like they're rock stars. That's the trouble with the world today everyone's a rock star. I'm with Hugie Lewis and The News...It's hip to be square!
                            What color is the sky on your planet?










                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                            • adena dodds
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 393

                              #74
                              Bright blue baby! Crystal clear! The moon was yellow at 6:30am sitting right where the sun usually sets...It was very interesting especially because it's a full moon. It was the sun in disquise! And now my two birds are mumbling behind my back....You know it's bad when your animals start to play head games and start to talk about you behind your back! You can't trust anyone or anything these days! Believe half of what you hear then subtract 50. And if you only have 2 brain cells left that don't get along I don't know what else to tell you! Ha,ha,ha!
                              Originally posted by chefcraig
                              What color is the sky on your planet?

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                              • adena dodds
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 393

                                #75
                                She's all oiled up and ready to go! All you gotta do is try to untwist her legs....you might need a crowbar! Good luck!
                                Originally posted by Catfish
                                I want to have sex with Robin Meade so bad.

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