Here's something Dave needs to ditch!
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Longtime fans oughta know what they're getting with Roth by now.I'm surprised there's not more whiners with their mantyhose in a knot because Dave's ditched several other classic "repeated every show" schtick routines...
For instance... "Look at ALLLLLLL the people here tonight!!"
or... to the hottie in the front row... "You're so sweet I bet you shit sugar..."
or... "Hey man, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend..."
And let's not forget Catfish's Man-Love Fantasy Favorite™ the infamous jacking off with a bottle of Jack
Bunch of armchair wannabes, nevergonnabes who somehow think their many years of not headlining in arenas somehow gives them insight as to what Roth should or shouldn't be doing...more laughable than anything else...
although Dave really might wanna ditch the headset
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The only thang King Papa Diamond D-Ro id gettin rid of next is...you and yer bloooooze!!¡! :D
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I guess he can't blame it on Jack Daniels and get hand cuffed and escorted out of the show......It's good to have a real legitimate reason for apperaring to be forgetful or stupid or non caring or whatever else they try to disect us of being or thinking that we are doing in this soap opera of a society that we live in ( all in one breath). Isn't is a psyco circus out there? Especially CNN, I can't even watch those bimbos anymore. They gotta GO! It's a 24 hour Miss America beauty pagent all day long on the news. I just want to be a Yankee Rose, fuck Miss America! No, I think Betty Boop RULES! Fuck Miss America....Betty Boop for prez.! I hate women newscasters! I hate Robin Meade in the morning....I'd like to give her a bottle of anything and a glazed dougnut to GO! She gotta GO!Comment
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And that Robin Meade has no right to call me sunshine in the morning when I live in Pittsburgh Pa., where the sun only shines 65 days out of the year! She can call me Sister Mary Sunshine when I join a convent and that's about it! I'd like to whack her with my Rosary beads...Lord help me I really can't stand it anymore! I get all fired up at the bitches I'm stuck watching on the news...I'm so sorry, this is out of character for me. I'm just venting. But I'm totally serious!I guess he can't blame it on Jack Daniels and get hand cuffed and escorted out of the show......It's good to have a real legitimate reason for apperaring to be forgetful or stupid or non caring or whatever else they try to disect us of being or thinking that we are doing in this soap opera of a society that we live in ( all in one breath). Isn't is a psyco circus out there? Especially CNN, I can't even watch those bimbos anymore. They gotta GO! It's a 24 hour Miss America beauty pagent all day long on the news. I just want to be a Yankee Rose, fuck Miss America! No, I think Betty Boop RULES! Fuck Miss America....Betty Boop for prez.! I hate women newscasters! I hate Robin Meade in the morning....I'd like to give her a bottle of anything and a glazed dougnut to GO! She gotta GO!Comment
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She can call me Sister Mary Sunshine when I join a convent and that's about it! I'd like to whack her with my Rosary beads...Lord help me I really can't stand it anymore! I get all fired up at the bitches I'm stuck watching on the news...I'm so sorry, this is out of character for me. I'm just venting. But I'm totally serious!
And 100%, bat-shit fucking bonkers as well.

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Yea and tell that Robin Meade to untwist her discombobulated oiled up legs when she's sitting on the couch with a full view of her legs. BIMBO! She needs to save the sun tan lotion for the beach not the news room. Maybe she should be the new Coppertone girl huh? These news casters think they're all cool and act like they're rock stars. That's the trouble with the world today everyone's a rock star. I'm with Hugie Lewis and The News...It's hip to be square!Comment
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Yea and tell that Robin Meade to untwist her discombobulated oiled up legs when she's sitting on the couch with a full view of her legs. BIMBO! She needs to save the sun tan lotion for the beach not the news room. Maybe she should be the new Coppertone girl huh? These news casters think they're all cool and act like they're rock stars. That's the trouble with the world today everyone's a rock star. I'm with Hugie Lewis and The News...It's hip to be square!

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Bright blue baby! Crystal clear! The moon was yellow at 6:30am sitting right where the sun usually sets...It was very interesting especially because it's a full moon. It was the sun in disquise! And now my two birds are mumbling behind my back....You know it's bad when your animals start to play head games and start to talk about you behind your back! You can't trust anyone or anything these days! Believe half of what you hear then subtract 50. And if you only have 2 brain cells left that don't get along I don't know what else to tell you! Ha,ha,ha!Comment
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