Eddie Van Halen

[Jagermeister]

You give yourself far too much credit. All 288 of them have been total crap.
In the Front Line you're just a silly little moustache away from invading Poland, but you bring things into Main that are heavy on the estrogen. You just weird me out, dude.

I weird you out?

Come on dude. Jealous because you can't or don't contribute ANYTHING at all the this board?

I won't defend this thread or any thread for that matter. At least I start threads that are A. Relevant B. Credible. C. Not Boring D. Have subject matter that pertains to something other than pussy. Although I have started a few of those that were stellar.

[ELVIS]

I weird you out?

Come on dude. Jealous because you can't or don't contribute ANYTHING at all the this board?

I won't defend this thread or any thread for that matter. At least I start threads that are A. Relevant B. Credible. C. Not Boring D. Have subject matter that pertains to something other than pussy. Although I have started a few of those that were stellar.

Trying to explain yourself is the first sign of being a crybaby...

[Jagermeister]

Trying to explain yourself is the first sign of being a crybaby...

[Jagermeister]

First Chef has to send it to the Dump...

Wake up and check your PM's please Dave.

[Zing!]

rock stars have dogs...who knew?

He could travel with a komodo dragon for all I care, as long as he stays sober and keeps on shredding.

[Jagermeister]

I don't care if the dude has a little plastic tea set and throws imaginary tea parties. Whatever it is that's getting him play at the level he is now, then more power to him. He's been playing like a fucking demon every single night on this tour, and if any of it has to do with his love for that little ankle-biter, then I'll be damned if I'm going to mock it or make fun of it.

If anyones masculinity is called into serious question, it's the one who brought this story here from TMZ. That's a website strictly for gossipy bitches, and the one who started this thread is the one who squats to pee.

My neighbor just brought me the new Rolling Stone. Has a pic of Eddy and his dog from this video in it. Made me think of of a giant pussy woman4lif is.

[Kristy]

I weird you out?

You weird everybody out.

[hambon4lif]

My neighbor just brought me the new Rolling Stone. Has a pic of Eddy and his dog from this video in it. Made me think of of a giant pussy woman4lif is.

There's also a review of the MSG show in there, but I'm better off telling that to someone who can actually fucking read....
Did you just wake up this morning and figure it was a good day to get your ass kicked (again)?

[Jagermeister]

You weird everybody out.

I know. It's a talent a feeble minded skank like you will never figure out.

[Jagermeister]

There's also a review of the MSG show in there, but I'm better off telling that to someone who can actually fucking read....
Did you just wake up this morning and figure it was a good day to get your ass kicked (again)?

Not surprised you subscribe to it. It's written on a third grade level by liberals with a high school education..

[ELVIS]

I'll bet there's some clever Bill Mahar info in it...

[hambon4lif]

Not surprised you subscribe to it. It's written on a third grade level by liberals with a high school education..

I'm surprised you picked up and opened a book that didn't come with a small box of crayons.

Dunce!

[Jagermeister]

I'm surprised you picked up and opened a book that didn't come with a small box of crayons.

Dunce!

Hey! Look what I colored. A picture of tampon4lif.

[chefcraig]

Hey! Look what I colored. A picture of tampon4lif.

That's odd. Replace the bow and arrows with a bass guitar, and you instantly create a Michael Anthony avatar.

[Jagermeister]

I'll bet there's some clever Bill Mahar info in it...

A bunch of gay shit in it as usual. Bruce Springsteen, Davy Jones and wait for it..........an article on Bank Of America by that dick Matt Taibbi where he talks about penis measuring. What a fucking fag.