For WARF...

[katina]

Kick ass! Warf representing roth army in an official van halen video!

Woohoo!!!!

Congratulations again Warf!!!

[WARF]

Thanks for the dvd Mike...you rule!

[WARF]

Congratulations again Warf!!!

Katina, you are quickly becoming my favorite goddess...

I will be selecting one more female from this site to sit around the casa de WARF...

Who wants to get naked in the hot tub and feed your WARFDADDY some grapes???

[DavidLeeNatra]

winners, they come and go...but legends they're forever...

[Angel]

Someone alert the Letterman staff... there's got to be a VH Top 10 angle and they need to book Warf to pull it off!!

You know, that's not a bad idea!!!

[WARF]

Sarge should be in the video...there is no WARF without him...

[mdk1967]

Thanks for the dvd Mike...you rule!

You're welcome, bro!

[knuckleboner]

ok, ok. time for everybody to stop stucking WARF's cock. we don't want the damn thing to chafe...

[ZahZoo]

Thankfully Warf is still alive and we don't have to go naming a forum in his honor... Don't want to have to force any of the webbies to do any work...

If the need arises... I'd suggest The Dump be renamed to WARF's Cum Dump!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I love you guys! Thanks for all the aupport!!

WARFypoo, just letting ya know I got an email from our DDE rep, and she's glad you enjoyed your cameo in the video !!

[Angel]

WARFypoo, just letting ya know I got an email from our DDE rep, and she's glad you enjoyed your cameo in the video !!

Awe, that's so awesome!

[katina]

WARFypoo, just letting ya know I got an email from our DDE rep, and she's glad you enjoyed your cameo in the video !!

[BumBahDeeDah]

Did you ever think to yourself, " Shit,I'LL be in a Van Halen video before that fucker Hagar ever will be!"

[sambo]

I know I'm a bit late...but watched the STW video last night and laughed out loud when I saw WARF immortalised, could not believe my eyes.

Too damn funny.

WARF
IN AN OFFICIAL VH VID
FOREVER

fkcn fantastic.. nice work.

[gbranton]

[Somewhere at a singles bar in Boston]:

WARF: "Hello, can I buy you a drink?"
Miss Hottie: "Umm, I guess"
WARF: "So what you brings a gorgeous girl like you in here?"
Miss Hottie: "I dunno --- bored I guess"
WARF: "So maybe we should go back to my place and get un-bored?"
Miss Hottie: "Get lost, asshole!"
WARF: "Wait --- can you at least watch this new Van Halen video on my iPhone?"

(Miss Hottie watches new "She's the Woman" video)

WARF: "As you can see, I'm in an official VH video. I'm kind of a big deal."
Miss Hottie: "Can I suck your dick tonight please, Sir WARF? Can you please fuck me really hard tonight, Sir WARF?"
WARF: "Anything to please my fans, love"

That's sort of the way it went down in my home town after I was in the Panama video.

True story: I remember my mom chiding me about talking to one of my friends about the video in front of her. She told me "Nobody cares...." less than five minutes later a girl walked up to me on Main Street in Crestview, Florida right in front of my mom and said "I heard you were in a Van Halen video........". I just looked at mom and smirked.

Hell, my GRANDPARENTS even saw the video.

Too bad back then the only thing I had to play the video on was a woodgrain VCR that weighed about thirty five pounds and had a remote..........with a cord on it. An Iphone would have improved my closing ratio.