Gene $immon$: Why I Stopped Eddie Van Halen Joining Kiss

[FORD]

Can't imagine Chaim would have gone with Eddie's synth pop direction any easier than Dave would have. Cheesy love ballads, yes. 80's KISS was full of that, once they let Desmond Childmolestor and Diane Warren write their songs. But they were still guitar based cheese ballads and not the type of shit Van Hagar ended up doing.

As usual, Chaim has a exponentially ego-inflated view of his own importance. But admittedly I would like to hear this alleged "KissHalen" demo some day.

[Zing!]

This story is getting as old as Sammy's "I sold more records in Van Halen than Dave" fable.

[Green Manalishi]

Everybody be careful here . He might sue us just for mentioning his name or using the letters
in his name without permission , therefore , denying him more royalties . Heaven forbid .

[mh5150]

Would like to hear those demos just for a good laugh. Wonder what it sounded like?

Van halen doing a Kiss cover .:D

[Matt White]

I believe it 100%...............

& no way Gene and Paul would want AL & ED in KISS....they had just gotten rid of 2 drunks already...........even though ACE & PETER are the HEART of KISS

[SparkieD]

Wow! I had no idea it was possible to smell the breath of someone via the internet or that it could reek so highly of horseshit. We all know that cuntbag's (or was that carpetbagger?) plans for Eddie and his true feelings about Dave.

[JenniferM]

*snicker*

Van halen doing a Kiss cover .:D

[Nitro Express]

Can't imagine Chaim would have gone with Eddie's synth pop direction any easier than Dave would have. Cheesy love ballads, yes. 80's KISS was full of that, once they let Desmond Childmolestor and Diane Warren write their songs. But they were still guitar based cheese ballads and not the type of shit Van Hagar ended up doing.

As usual, Chaim has a exponentially ego-inflated view of his own importance. But admittedly I would like to hear this alleged "KissHalen" demo some day.

Chaim is the Donald Trump of Rock and Roll. Both are ugly, worship money, somehow marry beautiful women, have huge egos, and have horrible hair.

[TJMKID]

In kind of a sick twisted way ---- I would've love to have seen Eddie join KISS for one album.

If Eddie had trouble getting along with Roth ---- just imagine how he would've reacted to a domineering douchewad like Gene! Fuckin' A that woulda been a trainwreck to see!

Edweirdo woulda came crawling back to Dave on his hands and knees BEGGING for forgiveness ---- asking Dave:

"Can I suck your dick, Dave? Bounce those nuts off my chin really hard! I'm so sorry, bro!"

But yeah ---- I'm calling bullshit on this story ---- stack it on the shelf right next to Spamborita writing "I was just as huge as Van Halen in 1984"

[binnie]

I was waiting for Gene to say: 'we already had Vinny Vincent. We didn' need anybody else.'

[fwacf]

old news!

[Mr Walker]

Eddie was probably all liquored up and being a cry baby...
Gene did the right thing by patting him on the head and sending him back home.
I bet Ed doesn't even remember this happening.

[mh5150]

Why does EVH always wanna surround his self with Jews?
Just kidding. :D

[TJMKID]

Why does EVH always wanna surround his self with Jews?

Because they know how to manipulate a drunk Dutch guy and make him a lot of money ???

[sonrisa salvaje]

Based on Gene's track record of looking out for others and having a generous heart, i would say this story is completely true.