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  • VAiN
    Use my hand, I won't look
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5056

    #16
    Originally posted by TJMKID
    That gold ring is like Kryptonite for any girl between 18 and 50 ---- you got guaranteed pussy comin' your way if you flash that mothefuckin' beauty in a bar.
    In 1984, right? Do that in 2012 and 90% of the nitwit bitches in the place won't know what the fuck they're looking at.. the other 10% are old.
    Originally posted by wiseguy
    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      #17
      Originally posted by VAiN
      In 1984, right? Do that in 2012 and 90% of the nitwit bitches in the place won't know what the fuck they're looking at.. the other 10% are old.
      Now that you put it that way, yeah, you're right. Thanks for shootin' down the fantasy
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • VAiN
        Use my hand, I won't look
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5056

        #18
        Originally posted by DONNIEP
        Now that you put it that way, yeah, you're right. Thanks for shootin' down the fantasy

        It pains me as well, man...
        Originally posted by wiseguy
        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • Angel
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7481

          #19
          Originally posted by VAiN
          In 1984, right? Do that in 2012 and 90% of the nitwit bitches in the place won't know what the fuck they're looking at.. the other 10% are old.
          Newsflash. You bastards are old too...
          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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          • TJMKID
            Veteran
            • Mar 2004
            • 1533

            #20
            Originally posted by VAiN
            In 1984, right? Do that in 2012 and 90% of the nitwit bitches in the place won't know what the fuck they're looking at.. the other 10% are old.

            Yeah, you make a good point. Most women under 35 have no clue who David Lee Roth is ---- but they all know that wrinkly twat Steven Tyler just because he's on a douchey contest show.

            What happened to the world when it used to make common fuckin' sense ??

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              #21
              Originally posted by Angel
              Newsflash. You bastards are old too...
              Say it ain't so Angel!!!!
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #22
                Originally posted by Angel
                Newsflash. You bastards are old too...

                I'm not old......I'm just a higher level.




                (World of Warcraft joke)
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Angel
                  Newsflash. You bastards are old too...


                  Take that back or we'll smack you with our canes!
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #24
                    Originally posted by TJMKID
                    Yeah, you make a good point. Most women under 35 have no clue who David Lee Roth is ---- but they all know that wrinkly twat Steven Tyler just because he's on a douchey contest show.

                    What happened to the world when it used to make common fuckin' sense ??
                    The only time I've seen Steven Tyler lately is on that BK commercial. That fucker looks like some ugly old trailer-park skank...
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625

                      #25
                      You tell me which a young woman would prefer.


                      Exhibit A:





                      Or exhibit B?


                      Love the dude photobombing this pic

                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        #26
                        Oh fuck!!! That made me choke on my beer!!! Hahaha, look at those tits
                        Last edited by DONNIEP; 05-16-2012, 11:21 PM.
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                        • VimFuego
                          Groupie
                          • May 2012
                          • 68

                          #27
                          Originally posted by sadaist


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                          Dude, does in fact, look like a lady.
                          I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

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                          • SunisinuS
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • May 2010
                            • 3301

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Angel
                            Newsflash. You bastards are old too...
                            I still got Blue Steel Baby.
                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                            • TJMKID
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1533

                              #29
                              Egads ---- at least we know what Liv Tyler will look like in 30 years ---- even the saggy boobs!


                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              You tell me which a young woman would prefer.


                              Exhibit A:


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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194

                                #30
                                Holy Shit,Milk That Fucker.:D
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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