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[ELVIS]

Last time I checked I wasn't trying to get anything published...

[hambon4lif]

Actually this fuckin place does need these folks... Just to round things out.

I believe a leader has emerged representing the bottom portion of the bell curve...

I'd have to agree, even though I find him to be completely useless.

A large percentage of folks here actually play, have been in bands, and been around music their entire life....
....and here comes this dumbass, who by his very own admission, doesn't know jack shit about any of it.

And yet it didn't stop him from claiming to be a member of some elite 5%. Of what? expert 'listeners'?

I'm sure alot of folks have opposable thumbs too, so why would they need him to jerk them off??

Like I said.....fuckin' useless!

[fryingdutchman]

Michelle Maddow

You mean "Rachel Maddow?"

[jhale667]

Don't bother, no one gives a flying F what you think...about anything..

Last time I checked I wasn't trying to get anything published...

Nope, you're just lashing out as usual...

[Diamondjimi]

Last time I checked I wasn't trying to get anything published...

Weren't you working on "Cousin Fucking for Dummy's" ?

Thought you'd finished that by now....

[Angel]

Weren't you working on "Cousin Fucking for Dummy's" ?

Thought you'd finished that by now....

He's still conducting research...

[jhale667]

[sadaist]

Can we put Gretchen Carlson and Elizabeth Hasslebeck on that island too? Both are utterly annoying. Oh, and Sada, did you mean Michelle Malkin, or Rachel Maddow? I'd vote Malkin...(but yeah I'd hit it once before I left)

Damn...screwed the pooch on that one. Umm...both? They don't take up any more room than 1 Rosie. So 2 for 1. Ann Coulter needs to go too. Even though I agree with SOME of her viewpoints, she sure is a fucking loudmouth bitch.

But I was thinking Rachel Maddow at the time but was running through all the women I hate currently and possibly Michelle Malkin popped in there. If anyone was wondering it was NOT Michelle Obama. I don't like her, but not enough to waste one of my deserted island 5-spot on her. But can you imagine her & Rosie together? Rosie eating all the food while Michelle tells her how bad it is for her.

The problem is staying power. Like that soldier who was killed and his mom was camping outside the Texas Bush compound. As much as I disliked her, she had little staying power. Went away on her own. No need to waste valuable deserted island space on her.

Ugh...Gretchen Carlson. That whole morning show crew bugs the shit out of me. Unwatchable. But I can just not watch. The thing about your Rosie Odonnel types is they pop into your face no matter where you go. You can't escape them. Always poking their big faces into your business.

[ELVIS]

Weren't you working on "Cousin Fucking for Dummy's" ?

You and asshale both need to read Irony for Dummies......

[ELVIS]

He's still conducting research...

I've been busy learning about you since I googled bitch...

[Dave's Bitch]

Say Elvis,why all the hate?

[ELVIS]

It's not hate...

[Dave's Bitch]

It's not love.Where is the love?

[hambon4lif]

I've been busy learning about you since I googled bitch...

Learning about women that you're not actually related to must be a whole new world for you, dude.

[Dave's Bitch]

Not a slight on you or anything Elvis.I am sure you are a very nice guy,But you don't half come off bitter most of the time.Seriously Elvis the glass is half full and it's all good.I will tell you another thing that is good,A big ole' smile