There is something missing in the stage act

[ELVIS]

He doesn't even know what he means.

I fucked up and edited it, dumbass...

[clarathecarrot]

Envy, you'll understand when you're closer to 50. Us old people aren't sexy, plain and simple.

Bullsh@t....I was crazy from the heat with the idea of seeing you in some, sexy giant white granny thunder pants, in that Gunderson episode......sexy can be anticipation of satisfaction....just this side of lusty.

Yet , to no avail... I was DENIED!!! my heart sank when the camera cut away.

[ELVIS]

You finally made a worthy post...

Congrats...

[clarathecarrot]

.....

[ELVIS]

[Momshell]

Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!

[Light Em' Up!]

Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!

You crack me up Momshell!!!

[Light Em' Up!]

And are those FEATHERS?!?!?!

[envy_me]

Found this poster in my mom's basement last weekend. I must have kissed this poster a million times a day as an adolescent. Look at that body!! Face is gorgeous to me as well!

I'm kissing the screen right now...

[Momshell]

And are those FEATHERS?!?!?!

Nobody can wear a boa like Diamond Dave!

[Light Em' Up!]

Uh yah...apparently I have failed to mention that I have Pteronophobia....LOL!!!

[envy_me]

Reading this thread I ask myself: is Diamond Dave underestimating his own sex appeal these days???

[Momshell]

And how about this sexy one from his book.

[envy_me]

And how about this sexy one from his book.

I think there is a market out there for vibrating computors.

[So this is love]

And how about this sexy one from his book.

Momshell my wife is saying and I quote in french:"Il est un beau bonhomme" ie he is answome...ok times up for me