i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

[Sarge]

"All I want is disease free pussy"
I think that was the line Panamark...

[Viking]

Now, who among us hasn't had an experience when you woke up the next morning, looked at the creature snoring beside you, and thought 'Jesus Christ! I had my dick in that?!?'


:D :D :D :D

[ELVIS]

Pussy can carry disease ???

[Sarge]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Pussy can carry disease ???

I hope you are kidding!

[Seshmeister]

Remember Roth had to pay for a hooker on their first visit to France.

Of course he's hogged it...

Cheers!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Viking
Now, who among us hasn't had an experience when you woke up the next morning, looked at the creature snoring beside you, and thought 'Jesus Christ! I had my dick in that?!?'


:D :D :D :D

arrgh,like the trip to niagra falls?....like fuckin' a big warm bucket o' water?....havin' to step back,kick it, then wonder where your shoe is in the morning?baby,is that a fold?.....you dryin' up on me?......I can't feel my legs sweetie hop off for a sec.......where the fuck did my watch go?

[Viking]

Originally posted by rustoffa:

arrgh,like the trip to niagra falls?....like fuckin' a big warm bucket o' water?....havin' to step back,kick it, then wonder where your shoe is in the morning?baby,is that a fold?.....you dryin' up on me?......I can't feel my legs sweetie hop off for a sec.......where the fuck did my watch go?

Yeah, that feeling like you just fucked the neighbor's dog in the ass, and hope your buddies don't ever find out. Then she calls and leaves messages on your answering machine twice a day for two weeks before she gets the fuckin' hint. :D

[Panamark]

Ive never hogged it..

[ian_doherty]

i think when dave was young he hogged it..

i have only ever hogged 2 1/2 times myself.....

[Sarge]

what was the 1/2 time?
Did you only get a hummer from her?

[DLR7884]

Fat chicks are the reason I'll never do ecstasy again.

I harpooned two heffers in one night.

NEVER AGAIN!

DLR7884
That goes for the ecstasy and the porkers.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Fat chicks are the reason I'll never do ecstasy again.

I harpooned two heffers in one night.

NEVER AGAIN!

DLR7884
That goes for the ecstasy and the porkers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG
THat shit is funny!

[DLR7884]

It's funny looking back on it.....the sad part is it is true.

Thank God it was just one at a time, or I would have been squished if we had a 3 way.

DLR7884
Ecstasy bad.

[Viking]

Gives new meaning to the quote "You look jus' like a hawg......" :D

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Sarge
I hope you are kidding!

Of course he's kidding! Everyone knows that a pussy is a goddamn Disneyland for germs. Think about it - moist, warm. If I were a germ, that's where I'd be hanging out at!