Edward Van Halen Undergoes Emergency Surgery

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  • mh5150
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2010
    • 629

    #31
    Originally posted by clarathecarrot
    You guys should look up recovery times for this surgury before you expect Ed funtioning in 2013.

    Hate to say it.....Perhaps they have improved with micro surgury ...but he is down for awhile.

    Liquid diet for a months maybe..?
    That man was on a liquid diet for years, hell decades (Smokin Loon ).
    Nothing new to the King of six strings.

    My tickets in the mail yet?

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #32
      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      Looking at the comments on Facebook you start to wonder if any Van Halen fans at all know the difference between your and you're.
      gotta let it go at some point
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • katina
        Commando
        • Mar 2012
        • 1469

        #33
        Sad news, Wolf experienced a terrible moment . I wish a full recovery for Eddie, he will need to adjust his diet.

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        • TJMKID
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1533

          #34
          Originally posted by DONNIEP
          Isn't that how everybody wants their rock stars to be these days?

          EVH is one seriously whipped dude.

          Spends all his time putzing around with a yappy little dog --- doing remodeling projects with the wife --- smooching his adult son like a horny prom date.

          What happened to the young ass-kicker that famously said "fuck the rules" and banged 3 skanks a night in the late 70's?

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #35
            Originally posted by TJMKID
            EVH is one seriously whipped dude.

            Spends all his time putzing around with a yappy little dog --- doing remodeling projects with the wife --- smooching his adult son like a horny prom date.

            What happened to the young ass-kicker that famously said "fuck the rules" and banged 3 skanks a night in the late 70's?
            35 years
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • hitch1969©
              Sniper
              • Mar 2003
              • 835

              #36
              Originally posted by VAiN
              Diverticulitis Down ... Too soon?
              holy fucking shitballs that was fun fun fun funny!!!
              ...get your hitchworld on.

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #37
                Originally posted by hitch1969©
                holy fucking shitballs that was fun fun fun funny!!!
                hola
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • hitch1969©
                  Sniper
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 835

                  #38
                  one final note to add...

                  refuckinglapse.

                  c'mon guys, havent we learned ANYTHING over the years here????

                  it was sad to see how many people took the news at face value. fool me once, fellas...
                  ...get your hitchworld on.

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #39
                    Here's wishing Ed a speedy and full recovery!
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • hitch1969©
                      Sniper
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 835

                      #40
                      um, ya. and old charlie sheen had a "hernia".
                      ...get your hitchworld on.

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #41
                        Originally posted by hitch1969©
                        um, ya. and old charlie sheen had a "hernia".
                        same meds?
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • SunisinuS
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • May 2010
                          • 3301

                          #42
                          Kick some Ass Ed!

                          and I mean it.....Get Well Soon!

                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                          • Romeo Delight
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Feb 2005
                            • 5140

                            #43
                            I dunno Hitch...emergency surgery...I don't think this is bogus. Of all the things to make up. This is legit
                            sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                            • envy_me
                              Swedish Love Pump
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              #44
                              Poor Ed! Can't this guy just get a break?

                              I have never heard of this before. What causes it?
                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                              • FORD
                                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 58825

                                #45
                                Originally posted by envy_me
                                Poor Ed! Can't this guy just get a break?

                                I have never heard of this before. What causes it?
                                Here's a good summary of the facts from Web MD:

                                What is diverticulitis?

                                Diverticulosis happens when pouches (diverticula camera) form in the wall of the colon camera. If these pouches get inflamed or infected, it is called diverticulitis. Diverticulitis can be very painful.
                                What causes diverticulitis?

                                Doctors aren't sure what causes diverticula in the colon (diverticulosis). But they think that a low-fiber diet may play a role. Without fiber to add bulk to the stool, the colon has to work harder than normal to push the stool forward. The pressure from this may cause pouches to form in weak spots along the colon.

                                Diverticulitis happens when feces get trapped in the pouches (diverticula). This allows bacteria to grow in the pouches. This can lead to inflammation or infection.
                                What are the symptoms?

                                Symptoms of diverticulitis may last from a few hours to a week or more. Symptoms include:

                                Belly pain, usually in the lower left side, that is sometimes worse when you move. This is the most common symptom.
                                Fever and chills.
                                Bloating and gas.
                                Diarrhea or constipation.
                                Nausea and sometimes vomiting.
                                Not feeling like eating.

                                How is diverticulitis diagnosed?

                                Your doctor will ask about your symptoms and will examine you. He or she may do tests to see if you have an infection or to make sure that you don't have other problems. Tests may include:

                                Blood tests, such as a complete blood count (CBC).
                                Other tests, such as an X-ray or a CT scan.

                                How is it treated?

                                The treatment you need depends on how bad your symptoms are and whether you have an infection. You may need to have only liquids at first, and then return to solid food when you start feeling better.

                                If you have an infection, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics. Take them as directed. Do not stop taking them just because you feel better.

                                For mild cramps and belly pain:

                                Use a heating pad, set on low, on your belly.
                                Relax. For example, try meditation or slow, deep breathing in a quiet room.
                                Take medicine, such as acetaminophen (Tylenol, for example).

                                You may need surgery only if diverticulitis doesn't get better with other treatment, or if you have problems such as long-lasting (chronic) pain, a bowel obstruction, a fistula, or a pocket of infection (abscess).
                                How can you prevent diverticulitis?

                                You may be able to prevent diverticulitis if you drink plenty of water, get regular exercise, and eat a high-fiber diet. A high-fiber diet includes whole grains, fresh fruits, and vegetables.
                                Looks like surgery is only required in the most extreme cases. I know my dad never had to go through it.
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