Eddie Van Halen: Psychiatrist ??

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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    Eddie Van Halen: Psychiatrist ??

    I think a few of you bastards fall under this category....



    Judge considering competency of man charged with shooting neighbor over ‘telepathic’ rapes
    Courts » Defendant believes rock guitarist Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally,” attorney says.

    By Aaron Falk | The Salt Lake Tribune
    First Published Sep 19 2012 05:46 pm • Updated 3 hours ago

    Bountiful • Two of the three doctors who evaluated a Centerville man who allegedly shot his neighbor because he believed the man had "telepathically" threatened him and his wife say the man is competent to stand trial.

    After half a day of testimony from Michael L. Selleneit’s three evaluators, 2nd District Judge Thomas L. Kay took the matter under advisement Wednesday and will issue a ruling later this month.

    In October 2011, Selleneit allegedly shot his neighbor, 41-year-old Tony Pierce, who was working in the yard outside his home at 555 N. 400 West. According to the charges, Selleneit told police he was acting in self-defense when he shot Pierce, claiming his neighbor had "telepathically" threatened him and his wife and had "telepathically raped" his wife many times.

    He faces a charge of attempted murder and illegally possessing a firearm.

    Selleneit’s claim of self defense is why one evaluator, Eric Nielsen, said he believed the 54-year-old man is unable to stand trial.

    "He seems to be intent on defending himself based on psychotic symptoms," Nielsen said.

    Defense attorney Julie George said Selleneit has had delusions about being threatened with violence and his wife raped since at least the late 1990s. Selleneit believes his neighbor has "sex parties" with his wife while he is in the next room, and has said that rock guitarist "Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," according to his attorney.

    "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get," George said in court as she argued for Selleneit to be sent to the Utah State Hospital. "It’s locking him into a belief system that makes it impossible for him to work with me."

    Selleneit has been diagnosed with an "organic brain disorder with a labile affect, periodic delusional thought process, poor judgment [and] poor impulse control," according to court documents. As a teenager, Selleneit suffered a brain injury in a car crash, and doctors have said he is "mentally ill and very likely will be the rest of his life," court documents state.

    According to testimony Wednesday, Selleneit believed Pierce was having sex parties with his wife and was using crack-cocaine to control her mind.
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  • private parts
    Sniper
    • Jan 2007
    • 926

    #2
    Actually Dave helps me out occasionally, but I wouldn't admit it in court.
    sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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    • fraroc
      Commando
      • Jun 2012
      • 1172

      #3
      I feel so fucking bad for laughing at this XD
      How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        Originally posted by private parts
        Actually Dave helps me out occasionally, but I wouldn't admit it in court.

        Dave helps us all out. How many of you have used one of his quotes or sayings at some point? I have. Always work great and so many to choose from. Not sure I'd want to hear Eddies voice in my head though. How Many Say I was plenty.
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • vandeleur
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Sep 2009
          • 9865

          #5
          Man I use stay frosty so much I may owe him royalties
          fuck your fucking framing

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            #6
            How could you get thru the day without using at least one Rothism?
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #7
              So that's why they really cancelled the tour. Eddie is going around helping people.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • fraroc
                Commando
                • Jun 2012
                • 1172

                #8
                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                How could you get thru the day without using at least one Rothism?
                Especially "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend" to a douchebag that fucks up your life.
                How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fraroc
                  Especially "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend" to a douchebag that fucks up your life.
                  What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • vandeleur
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 9865

                    #10
                    So this guys girlfriend is the ugly tree
                    fuck your fucking framing

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      What if their girlfriend looks like she hit every branch of the ugly tree twice when she fell out of it?
                      Sometimes you just gotta tap that ass, ugly or not
                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        #12
                        If the ass is good you aren't staring at the face.
                        Last edited by Nitro Express; 09-20-2012, 05:55 PM.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nitro Express
                          If the ass is good you aren't staring at the face.
                          And let's be honest here - wouldn't you rather be staring at a fine ass whilst pounding away?
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32942

                            #14
                            I went to bank to set up another account. The bank manager was this hot MILF and she got up to get a signature sheet and some checks and she had a nice tight ass covered by tight business suit pants. It gave me a rise. Then she said,"Is there anything else I can do for you?" Oh hell. I walked out of there kind of hot and horny.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • qikgts
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 498

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              I went to bank to set up another account. The bank manager was this hot MILF and she got up to get a signature sheet and some checks and she had a nice tight ass covered by tight business suit pants. It gave me a rise. Then she said,"Is there anything else I can do for you?" Oh hell. I walked out of there kind of hot and horny.
                              Oh my...
                              You're gonna hear the angels sing...

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