Damn...I had the most disturbing dream last night....

[TJMKID]

And I am not on drugs. Though I actually drank my first beer today (courtesy of a neighbor) in almost a year.

Enduring a nightmare where Sharon Osbourne is sucking you off is so repulsive that it has to be chemically-induced ---- which explains why Ozzy has been so fucked up for decades.

[flappo]

the only nightmare i can think of is the last sammy hagar album

[TJMKID]

the only nightmare i can think of is the last sammy hagar album

My worst nightmare would be watching Eddie Trunk sucking off Hagarita while Sobolewski massages both prostates with a tequila bottle.

Fuckin' dark territory.

[DONNIEP]

Damn, TJM, that is so fucked up on so many levels...

[TJMKID]

Damn, TJM, that is so fucked up on so many levels...

I told ya, bro ---- fuckin' dark territory

[Hardrock69]

Uh...yeah.

And fortunately, that other nightmare was not Sharon Osborne sucking ME off. I had dreamed I was watching TV and flipping through channels and there she was with two dudes.
Like I said, it was realistic enough that I can laugh because I am always going to have this memory of seeing her blow some guy. So what if it was a dream. It was one of those realistic ones, so the memory is the same as if I had actually seen it with my own eyes.

She should be in the Nancy Grace thread.

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[fraroc]

Uh...yeah.

And fortunately, that other nightmare was not Sharon Osborne sucking ME off. I had dreamed I was watching TV and flipping through channels and there she was with two dudes.
Like I said, it was realistic enough that I can laugh because I am always going to have this memory of seeing her blow some guy. So what if it was a dream. It was one of those realistic ones, so the memory is the same as if I had actually seen it with my own eyes.

She should be in the Nancy Grace thread.

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If it was with Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans on the set of The Avengers, it would be a girl's wet dream

But nonetheless disturbing and digusting for a guy to witness....

I meant to say this before, but fuck Sharon Osbourne, I understand she saved Ozzy's life, but what she did to Bob Daisley and Lee Kerslake was fucking unbeleivable. The whole Iron Madien ordeal is what killed my respect for her.

[Seshmeister]

I told ya, bro ---- fuckin' dark territory

The worst thing about it is that it has almost certainly happened a few times.

[TJMKID]

I meant to say this before, but fuck Sharon Osbourne, I understand she saved Ozzy's life, but what she did to Bob Daisley and Lee Kerslake was fucking unbeleivable. The whole Iron Madien ordeal is what killed my respect for her.

Did that greedy twathole really save Ozzy's life? I mean, the dude was heavily addicted to drugs + booze for most of the 80's and 90's so she seemed cool with it for many years after they got married in 1982.

I think she made a stronger push for sobriety when they first met because Ozzy had no career after being booted from Sabbath and she saw potential for lots of $$$. He just needed a kick in the ass to get motivated.

Sharon is a money-grubbin' cuntbag. No other way to say it.

[ELVIS]

Ozzy would have been far worse off in every way imaginable and most likely dead without Sharon in his life...

[Seshmeister]

Every way imaginable?

I can imagine not having to put up with that screeching sack of shit for 30 years.

Maybe if he hadn't had to put up with that he would have kicked his addictions years earlier.

Anyway he has hardly done a decent bit of work when he wasn't out his face.

[TJMKID]

Ozzy would have been far worse off in every way imaginable and most likely dead without Sharon in his life...

You been sucking on Sharon's saggy old tits too long to have a distorted view like that.

If she cared so much about Ozzy --- why did she let him be a raging alcoholic and cokehead for all of the 80's and 90's ?? Is that how you save someone's life?

Sharon discovered the "Valerie Bertinelli Rule" --- keep your rocker husband drunk and stoned all the time and put him out on the road and he'll bring you lots of $$$$$

[Angel]

You been sucking on Sharon's saggy old tits too long to have a distorted view like that.

If she cared so much about Ozzy --- why did she let him be a raging alcoholic and cokehead for all of the 80's and 90's ?? Is that how you save someone's life?

Sharon discovered the "Valerie Bertinelli Rule" --- keep your rocker husband drunk and stoned all the time and put him out on the road and he'll bring you lots of $$$$$

Oh, ffs. "Let him". You've never been married to an addict, have you?

[TJMKID]

Oh, ffs. "Let him". You've never been married to an addict, have you?

Most wives of hardcore addicts don't stick around for 20+ years unless their hubby is bringing in some serious $$$$ like Ozzy and EVH were doing.

Wives tend to look the other way in that circumstance.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Oz almost killed her and she stuck around.


what are the chances of that in a more "normal" relationship ?