New Van Halen Album Already...?

[ELVIS]

I believe Eddie is determined to give Wolfie a significant legacy in the band's history. Coupled with the ages of Eddie, Alex and Dave in mind, that's why I think we will get a couple more albums from them...and sooner rather than later.

HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW !!


I'm layin' naked with ya, after makin' love...

I caught a cold, I barely made it home ...

I may you undie awee, I felt no pain...

And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pourin' rain...

Seen it on a billboard, guess I believe it's so...

He said you only lijatidy, he said you never know...

(cringe yelp)

My friend Jerry's feet are achin' thinks he's hittin' bottom...

Says it's a sex problem, he told me so...

I told him Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin' buddy...

It's stayin' up all night and lookin' for it make you slow...

Want some advice, and it's free for a reason you know...

They say you only live twice, I said, Hey! you never know...

You never, you never never, you never, you never know..

You never, said you never never, you never, you never know...

(wimpy solo)

I'll make suggestions mama, you make the choices...

Your Kodak moment's comin', I'll keep your motor runnin'

I'll presidench of four, you make the choices...

I'll keep the engine hummin' and now I'm really runnin'

Right up your driveway, sayin' hide in your hole, I'm on cruise control...

If they're sayin' that we're crazy, well, hey! you never know...

(cringe yelp)

You never, you never never, you never, I said you never know...

You never, you never never, you never, you never know...



Lyrics transcribed by ELVIS from this 1994 clip

[DavidLeeNatra]

HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW !!

as some people know...got that as a TATTOO TATTOOOOO!!!

[ELVIS]

Then you should really enjoy my transcription...

[DLR Bridge]

Yeah, that is a wimpy solo in there. Times like that when they should've just thrown something else in there.

[ELVIS]

Harmonica or something...

That solo sounds like a bad Bonnie Raitt attempt...

[ThrillsNSpills]

OOOF . 30 demos with no vocals.

Let's hope we hear it soon.

I like how they treated Full Bug live last time around, with that extra section at the end.

[DLR Bridge]

I like how they treated Full Bug live last time around, with that extra section at the end.

Yeah, and no diss on Dave's harmonica playing, but the double barrel guitar solo was pretty dang sweet.

[78/84 guy]

You're probably right...but I believe Eddie is determined to give Wolfie a significant legacy in the band's history. Coupled with the ages of Eddie, Alex and Dave in mind, that's why I think we will get a couple more albums from them...and sooner rather than later.

I hope that's the case. They will get my money again.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

the pool cleaner said they are rehearsing in cali...

[Dan]

Well,Ed's Paper-Boy Says The Same Thing.

[ZahZoo]

Ed's gardener says the the pool cleaner and paper-boy are a couple of flaming homos who don't know jack shit...

[ELVIS]

That's because they broke up with him as soon as Dave came to town...