We Could STILL Get VH for Superbowl Halftime...

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  • DaveTheScott
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2007
    • 221

    We Could STILL Get VH for Superbowl Halftime...

    Since the NFL has essentially took a big SHITE on what their fans want - which is coincidentally also what we as CVH fans want - regarding the halftime show, I respectfully propose the following counteroffensive…

    (1) VH to buy TV time coinciding with halftime festivities
    (2) VH to take to social media for free, million-hit blitz promoting the show, complete with a video parody of DLR karate-kicking the shit out of Goodell and Steve Bornstein (NFL VP of media) or maybe having his dogs chase them through a field
    (3) Agree to play a free three-song set composed of RWTD, Unchained, and STW from LA, NYC, or wherever the hell they are at the time (Ed's house, Dave's dojo, whatever…) to be televised during said TV slot
    (4) Also use the spot to kick off the next tour, announce that Mike is back in the band, that Ed and Val are back together, and that the band has bought the Jack Daniels brand.

    Yes?
  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Wow...

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    • VAiN
      Use my hand, I won't look
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5056

      #3
      ^

      What he said..
      Originally posted by wiseguy
      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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      • fraroc
        Commando
        • Jun 2012
        • 1172

        #4
        I've deduced that with the way pop culture is now, Van Halen is too fucking good for the halftime show.
        How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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        • VAiN
          Use my hand, I won't look
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5056

          #5
          Seriously, it's all pop shit. Fuck 'em.
          Originally posted by wiseguy
          That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Van halen is going to play the Super Bowl? Damn. And here I was hoping the Chargers would.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Bring Back The Village People.:D
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Zing!
                Veteran
                • Oct 2011
                • 2363

                #8
                Originally posted by DaveTheScott
                Since the NFL has essentially took a big SHITE on what their fans want - which is coincidentally also what we as CVH fans want - regarding the halftime show, I respectfully propose the following counteroffensive…
                Was pot legalized in your state?
                My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                • DaveTheScott
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 221

                  #9
                  We're all card-carrying members out here.

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