How long before Sammy Hagar is in the "inside" of a casket?

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    How long before Sammy Hagar is in the "inside" of a casket?

    This untalented hack has been pointing his fingers at Eddie Van Halen for years calling him an alcoholic.
    Is that not a case of the Cat calling the kettle black?
    This motherfuckers' clock is tickin'....
    Will he be dead this year?
    Or did he pickle himself with his Mexican piss water he's been drinking??

    I say Sammy Hagar will be six feet under dirt soon....

    That's what going down on "the inside"

    Let the Roth Army cheer from the outside...
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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #2
    Sadly Sammy is looking pretty healthy for his age these days. He can afford the best healthcare. I encourage him to drive fast and ride his motorcycle. An accident may happen.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Sadly Sammy is looking pretty healthy for his age these days. He can afford the best healthcare. I encourage him to drive fast and ride his motorcycle. An accident may happen.
      He's 65 and he drinks Cabo Wabo all day..... his days are limited....

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        How long before no more Spammy threads in main ??


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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347

          #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          How long before no more Spammy threads in main ??


          Back in 2000/2001 it was a tradition is bash Sammy Hagar in main!

          Have we gone that soft?

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15347

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            How long before no more Spammy threads in main ??


            Isn't the 700 club on or something? Maybe you should take a break...

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            • envy_me
              Swedish Love Pump
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Dec 2010
              • 7180

              #7
              He looks strong and well fed. Although his red cheeks and bloated face tell that he himself might have problems with alcohol.
              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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              • vandeleur
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Sep 2009
                • 9865

                #8
                i dont want him to die , a long debilitating illness that prevents him from talking and appearing in public would do.
                fuck your fucking framing

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                • vandeleur
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 9865

                  #9
                  Or a scandal thats so shocking that his memory and history gets wiped by the media .
                  fuck your fucking framing

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15347

                    #10
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    Or a scandal thats so shocking that his memory and history gets wiped by the media .
                    Like murdering his wife and taking a high speed police chase in his RAV4?

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59650

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      Or a scandal thats so shocking that his memory and history gets wiped by the media .
                      Maybe somebody should plant a story that his Tequila factory in Mexico uses child slave labor?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        #12
                        Anyone have a spare sock?
                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • vandeleur
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 9865

                          #13
                          Thats it , video evidence that sammy is a sock fucker .
                          fuck your fucking framing

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 59650

                            #14
                            Well, at least he would have ONE fan on this board if that were the case
                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                            • DLR Bridge
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2011
                              • 5479

                              #15
                              Can someone enlighten me as to how all of this "sock fucking" originated? Thank you. PM or right here.

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