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We all know Dave is the better singer, entertainer, and overall superior to Sammy Hagar. But let's say we put a few bottles of booze in front of them. Who would be left standing? My theory is Sammy Hagar has pickled himself. I think as gay as his lyrics and singing is, he might be able to drink more than Dave. Anyways, put all of your musical knowledge aside. Let's forget about Van Halen. Let's put these two motherfuckers in a room together. Who would pass out first? Dave or Sammy? Keep in mind there is an unlimited amount of booze in the room. Probably shitty tequila if Sammy is involved. Anyways, Who would be the first to pass out?
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the booze...Originally posted by WARFRoth Army Icon
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Seriously, let's forget about Van Halen.
Let's put these two guys in a room?
Who would pass out first?Comment
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I believe that Dave would pretend to pass out, and when Hagar eventually did, Roth would simply get up, dust himself off, then go next door and nail Sam's wife.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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As much as I hate to say it, Sammy would still be drinking after Dave collapsed. That guy loves the drink more than all of the Bright Eye forum members combined!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Be honest people... if you vote Sammy.. it doesn't make you a Hagar fan.
Also, neither person is allowed to do cocaine or any other type of drugs to prolong their drinking...Comment
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And no fucking Red Bulls either!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Fuck - I hit the wrong button
It must be the residue from last night...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Maybe I do need some help from Bright Eye
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I refuse to live in a world where haggard can best Dave at any thing .
Any way half way thru the session Dave would jump up and chin sammy so Dave wins by default.
Dave by tkofuck your fucking framingComment
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I hated to vote for Sammy. But I just keep seeing that picture of him on the toilet and I just know that fucker could drink for days
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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If I was trapped in a room with Hagar I would probably just kill myself!Comment
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Who cares?
Even if Hagar could drink Roth under the table, snort more blow and even if Hagar fucked more broads than Roth...hell, even if all the rumors of Roth being gay turned out to be true...Roth would still be "da man" and Hagar would still be "da tool".Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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