evh is van halen

[evhfan]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
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If you honestly believe THAT, then you are out of your fuck*n' mind by a country mile.

haha...what a dick...yeah dude...those are the facts...now go back and put on your SRV album and leave the real music to the adults...

[Mezro]

EVH is not Van Halen! He was one of four guys that made up Van Halen.

Mezro...I love how some people forget that it was Dave, Ed, Al and Fatty that made the magic together...not one guy alone, drunk and wanking on the six string teabag...

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Mezro
EVH is not Van Halen! He was one of four guys that made up Van Halen.

Mezro...I love how some people forget that it was Dave, Ed, Al and Fatty that made the magic together...not one guy alone, drunk and wanking on the six string teabag...

hahahaah..what a fuckin' laughable post...if it wasn't for ed's virtuosity on the instrument they'd all be nobody's...don't even try to deny that dude...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
are you a complete imbecile dude?

the average attendance figures are 13000...which puts them in the same league as metallica/DMB/and any number of acts on the road right now...considering they haven't toured since 98 then that seems that they're doing even better than these other acts...plus, they're doing multiple nights in multiple cities...which means sold out shows...

get your facts straight dude...they wouldn't be adding second nights if the demand wasn't there...

you'r arguments are completely laughable

I stand corrected.

40 7.2 Yanni 52.89 5,224 135,835 276,923 26/26 Concerts West
41 6.8 Van Halen 74.00 9,189 91,892 680,020 10/13 EvolutionTalent/WilliamMorris

Van halen are averaging 9189 per night. Ranked #41 in the

top 100 tours RIGHT BEHIND YANNI DICK SNOT!!!!

Now Fuck Off!!!!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I stand corrected.

40 7.2 Yanni 52.89 5,224 135,835 276,923 26/26 Concerts West
41 6.8 Van Halen 74.00 9,189 91,892 680,020 10/13 EvolutionTalent/WilliamMorris

Van halen are averaging 9189 per night. Ranked #41 in the

top 100 tours RIGHT BEHIND YANNI DICK SNOT!!!!

Now Fuck Off!!!!

hahaha!...what a moron...nice try dude...those figures are like a month old...multiple dates in multiple cities...the only multiple dates DLR has is when you work his cock

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by evhfan
keep telling yourself that dude...that TV thing was such a joke...like all those people tuned in to see DLR alias Goldmember...he just happened to be there...DLR couldn't sell out 300 person club...

you've just showed your stupidity

This nutsack is a carbon copy of the thousands of other sheep we have sent on their way.

And all your facts couldn't be more wrong.

Your attendence figures are so far off (by almost half) you should be embarrassed to even pretend you know what youre talking about.

You may go now ... and keep up the dave bashing ... there is a special prize that comes with that.

Probably a mole from the Links already ... Ed's a drunk, read up, and youre a loser, but you knew that.

Classic VH and DLR site ... learn to read.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by evhfan
hahaha!...what a moron...nice try dude...those figures are like a month old...multiple dates in multiple cities...the only multiple dates DLR has is when you work his cock

Let me factor in the "multiple shows" for ya sheep puss,

10 cities, 13 shows total attendance = 91,982.

Devided by 13 shows and their average drops to a

whopping 7068 or about half what the Wiggles draw

on an average night. You are nothing. You are

smaller than a pimple on a crack fags dick.

SCRAM!

[evhfan]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
This nutsack is a carbon copy of the thousands of other sheep we have sent on their way.

And all your facts couldn't be more wrong.

Your attendence figures are so far off (by almost half) you should be embarrassed to even pretend you know what youre talking about.

You may go now ... and keep up the dave bashing ... there is a special prize that comes with that.

Probably a mole from the Links already ... Ed's a drunk, read up, and youre a loser, but you knew that.

Classic VH and DLR site ... learn to read.

haha..no dude...you're the one that has his head up dave's sack...let him release on your chin and go about your business...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by evhfan
hahahaah..what a fuckin' laughable post...if it wasn't for ed's virtuosity on the instrument they'd all be nobody's...don't even try to deny that dude...

What a laughable, barely passible type of pie in the sky reply.

Without Ed they would have been somebodies carving out a decent career...but not legends.

Mezro..without Dave Ed would have a career like Yngwie...he would have joined Steeler, then Alcatraz and then morphed into a bloated virtuoso...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by evhfan
haha..no dude...you're the one that has his head up dave's sack...let him release on your chin and go about your business...

Do you have an educated post to make?

From the sounds of it, you're the same illiterate dipshits that all post the same lame shit.

And do all you sheep envision men sucking cock? Sounds like you would know about release on your chin, I would have to ask my wife about that. I only know about delivery, as you know about reception.

A common trait amongst you Sheep Links, lots of homo talk.

If Ed is VH, why did Dave call the band Van Halen?

[evhfan]

Originally posted by Mezro
What a laughable, barely passible type of pie in the sky reply.

Without Ed they would have been somebodies carving out a decent career...but not legends.

Mezro..without Dave Ed would have a career like Yngwie...he would have joined Steeler, then Alcatraz and then morphed into a bloated virtuoso...

what a retard!

are you guys for real?

[evhfan]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Do you have an educated post to make?

From the sounds of it, you're the same illiterate dipshits that all post the same lame shit.

And do all you sheep envision men sucking cock? Sounds like you would know about release on your chin, I would have to ask my wife about that. I only know about delivery, as you know about reception.

A common trait amongst you Sheep Links, lots of homo talk.

If Ed is VH, why did Dave call the band Van Halen?

you are a complete imbecile!

what does naming the band have to do with anything?...keep grasping at that straw moron...it's not like naming the band van halen was sucjh a stretch...all their friends were calling the band van halen before they were van halen because ed and all were in it...dave's such a friggin' genius...

fuckin' steven adler named the band guns n roses...does that mean he's the real guns n roses...

what a moron!

[evhfan]

and as for the homo talk you guys are the ones with all th sammy homo shit...fuckin hypocrit!

[guwapo_rocker]

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[ALinChainz]

Who posted the sucking cock part first?

You havent made that many posts "hypocrite", allow me to help you spell, another common trait with the sheep, so we know who started the Dave is gay crap here.

Sad thing is, for a sheep, you are already boring me to death.

Not one of the more intelligent that have oozed through.