DLR in groupie's book

[lesfunk]

I'll tell you what Angel, you must have been fun to know back in the day

[GreenEyedMurder]

Total naivete. 17 with no knowledge of local crews...

Or how to finish them quickly.

[GreenEyedMurder]

Oh, and the best part of the book? When Rita Rae realizes -- after a few years of this -- that she has never had a boyfriend, or even a real date. Nothing gets by her!

[VHscraps]

Actually...

You know, there IS a difference between pussies & not just how they're groomed.

I have seen some BEAUTIFUL pussies, so beautiful I wouldn't mind living with it near my face at all times. Wouldn't mind at all.

I have also seen some that were not so beautiful. I don't know if they always looked like mashed cabbages, or ended up like that from overuse, but I won't get near one of those with my face, no way in hell.

Then there's the in-between, etc.

The point is, I can't speak for every man, but I certainly don't want to look at random pictures of random pussies, you get some nasty surprises.

I DO want to see the pussy of someone I am attracted to. I have developed a poker face for when I do. Results haven't always been brilliant.

Cheers! :bottle:

I love the end of this message - after what was said, obviously - just a jolly 'cheers!'. As if ... who would possibly disagree.

[Zing!]

I love the end of this message - after what was said, obviously - just a jolly 'cheers!'. As if ... who would possibly disagree.

The man calls 'em like he sees 'em, that's for sure!

[envy_me]

Yeah, follow his lead and you'll be also fucking a fleshlight

[Never was]

Just read this thread, was a really good read thanks to all.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, follow his lead and you'll be also fucking a fleshlight

Well, he could do much worse.

Besides, why is it's OK for women to have sex toys & not men? I mean, I know we DO have access to sex toys, but sometimes it's nice to have one that doesn't talk.

Exit, stage left!

Cheers! :bottle:

[BITEYOASS]

Yeah, follow his lead and you'll be also fucking a fleshlight

Now hold on a second! Fleshlight is great alternative to bangin' someone who lives near a Navy/Marine Corps base. Where STDs are rampant.

[envy_me]

Now hold on a second! Fleshlight is great alternative to bangin' someone who lives near a Navy/Marine Corps base. Where STDs are rampant.

Oh, no don't get me wrong. I am all for sextoys of all kinds.

What I wanted to say was that referring to vagina as cabbage won't make women be all over you for sex.

And if only sex I could get was from a dildo, I wouldn't go talking bad about real dick, I'd just shut the fuck up and show some respect for the real thing.

[Anonymous]

Oh, fer the love of...

THERE! Compare the two.

1.jpg2.jpg

And by the way, the light is STRONGLY favouring the first one, as it's so bright you can't see the full mess.

But just because it looks like that, it doesn't mean I'll hold it against its owner. It also doesn't mean that they match the faces. They don't, by the way.

Jaysus, eat some meat, might lighten up your mood.

Feminists... *shudders*

Cheers! :bottle:

[envy_me]

Oh, I'll get my meat. Haven't you seen the wedding thread ;-)

Idiots... *shudders*

[Anonymous]

Good, that might make you happier, even if only marginally.

I mean, it's Lounge, we're not expecting any miracles here. (Sorry, bro. :p )

Cheers! :bottle:

[envy_me]

Don't you worry about me and Lounge.

Just don't forget to pack you fleshlight to the wedding

[Anonymous]

I ain't packin' nuthin' until I get a confirmation that there'll be suckling pig & shrimps!

Cheers! :bottle: