Twitter Contest for The Roth Show

[Northern Girl]

You don't need a Twitter account. Just put it here and if VA chooses it, he will send through the Army account.

[Northern Girl]

Dave, you're the only man who's been around from masterbation to menopause.

I get where you were going with that, but there's been literally millions of men around from masturbation to menopause. Maybe a little rework.

[Northern Girl]

The pause button is your friend...

Is that your entry?

[Northern Girl]

Dave, your body is a wonderland; and I want to be Alice!

[Northern Girl]

Sounds like a John Mayer pick up line.

[LoungeMachine]

Dave, your body is a wonderland; and I want to be Alice!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Here is my stab at a little Roth jive for my salute to the master:

The Roth show is the place where the endless summer drive in is always open
and the only movie playin' is Paradise Diamond Style.
Where a game of twister will tell you who's toke it is
and beach blanket bingo will tell you who's poke it is.
Drop your top and cruise on through
cause it's damned if you don't and be careful if you do.
Listen for the voice that says, "In Roth We Trust...may i help you?"

[sonrisa salvaje]

Damn that's way too long.

[LoungeMachine]

Damn that's way too long.

I hear that all the time.....

[DystopianDude]

I entered that tattoo contest with ESPN to meet DLR with this, but for some reason I didn't win.

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[big fatty]

Yeah, but your tattoo was featured on the Ellen Degenerous show, so that outta count for something.

[Zing!]

Dave - After the rain, earth hardens. Kick ass seeing you on solid ground!

[Momshell]

"Can I get a meet and greet with Diamond Dave and Little Elvis?!"

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I entered that tattoo contest with ESPN to meet DLR with this, but for some reason I didn't win.

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Actually, it would kill two birds if we get a winner with a shorter Tweet and attach the pic in the same Tweet.....

[ELVIS]

I entered that tattoo contest with ESPN to meet DLR with this, but for some reason I didn't win.

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LMAO !!

I ain't even going there...