OH FFS: Van Halen Australian Tour 2013 Looks Likely (With BOTH Singers ?!)

[TJMKID]

Methinks the cracks are starting. Dave's site is down? Wolfie is on tour with another band? Eddie's ass is taking one year to heal (should only take 1 month)? Dave has the Roth Show? Dave's got another album in the can ready to go? Dave has called his hair dresser to get his platinum blonde extension glued back?

Huh ???

I just checked Dave's official site --- it's working perfectly.

Wolfie is on tour with Tremonti --- apparently you CAN be in two bands, man --- as long as you came from Eddie's dick.

Eddie's ass only needed 1 month to heal? Please post reliable medical info. supporting that claim.

What you smoking tonight, bub?

[TJMKID]

Move over Bill Gates and Steve Jobs --- the next billionaire visionary is coming out of Africa. Now if one of these girls can figure out a way to extract energy from my farts and skid marks then we can tell the Middle East oil barons to go fuck themselves!

These kids in Africa figured out how to run a generator off of piss. I think it's brilliant. Instead of cranking a handle you just drink a lot of beer and generate more electricity off the result. Also, you can keep the beer cold by running the refrigerator from the piss you make from drinking the beer. The only draw back is you could get fat from a lack of activity.

[wolfsbane]

Looks like someone's tuckpointing the establishment. Dave's site is back up. Just want to let everyone know that Dave can always do it alone.

Still want to see Dave with long hair.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Looks like someone's tuckpointing the establishment. Dave's site is back up. Just want to let everyone know that Dave can always do it alone.

Still want to see Dave with long hair.

For Christ sakes, it was never down.... Just WARF being WARF yet again....

[chefcraig]

For Christ sakes, it was never down.... Just WARF being WARF yet again....

Yes, but where do you stand on the hair length issue?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

shave that shit off!!

[chefcraig]

shave that shit off!!

[Coyote]

Yes, but where do you stand on the hair length issue?

If you're standing on the hair, then the length IS an issue...

[vandeleur]

shave that shit off!!

thought i was in the muff thread gain

[PETE'S BROTHER]

thought i was in the muff thread gain

we should turn 'em all into muff threads

[vandeleur]

aint there enough cunts in the front line .....oooooooh am gonna get flammed lol

[PETE'S BROTHER]

aint there enough cunts in the front line .....oooooooh am gonna get flammed lol

[DONNIEP]

aint there enough cunts in the front line .....oooooooh am gonna get flammed lol

Better be careful there buddy....

[vandeleur]

Am sure people are big enough to get a cheap gag .... its not as if people fall out on here or anything

[fryingdutchman]

Now THIS is a topic for "The Roth Show."

If this nonsense gets any traction elsewhere in the media, Dave had better address it....regardless of how Ed and Al feel about it.