Van Hagar Review

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I was at that show last night, and the review is pretty much correct. Except it doesn't emphasize Hagar's suckiness to the fullest extent. (Keep in mind that I was there to see the three original members of the band, not the Chedd Rocker). The best part was when Hagar did his acoustic solo songs, because half of the arena sat down/went for a piss/stared at the ceiling when he was doing them. Mike got more attention when he was doing the bass solo. Eddie looked like he was having a great time, jumping all over the place like a maniac. Wasn't playing all that great, though, most of his solo was out of sync and garbled. But, amazingly, I didn't once see him reach behind the stage and grab a bottle of booze! Al and Mike weren't anything spectacular, but they weren't too horrible either. Did I mention Hagar sounded like shit? The sound was pretty fucking bad (maybe the sound guy got ahold of Eddie's bottle), but, still, he sounded much worse than usual (I didn't know that was possible, either). I can't even emphasize how bad the sound was. The synthesizers were completely drowned out in Jump and the other synth songs, the background vocals weren't even in the mix half the time, and the band in general wasn't very tight. If you're contemplating buying tickets for this tour, take my advice and save your money. After attending a show, it's obvious that this this is nothing more than a money-grabbing scheme on the part of the band. If they gave two shits about their fans, the quality of the performance would have been much better (mainly because Dave would be singing).

[Roth-of-Halen]

another phone call from ED.

[Halen High]

Yet another bad review. This must be impacting on ticket sales for the rest of the tour.

I still can't believe Eddie and Alex allow Sammy to sing cheesy solo crap like 'Eagles Fly' and 'Deeper Kind of Love' at a what is allegedly a Van Halen concert.

[ULTRAMAN VH]

The BORE tour continues, when will the nightmare end. I think DLR made it crystal clear at the pops that he is in fighting shape and ready for action. ED GIVE HIM A CALL, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SISTER AND THE FAT BASS PLAYER SAY.

[5150Clown]

Rrrrrrrring.....Riiiiiiin.
Greg Kot: Hello
Eddie: Hey...it's me!
Greg Kot: Who's you?
Eddie: Me...the one you talked about in your review
Greg Kot: Hey Eddie...what a pleasure
Eddie: Tell me, did you put down our performance? I didn't get it.
Greg Kot: Not at all Eddie, I was just commenting on my impression of the whole thing, but I did add that the audience had a great time...what seems to be the problem?
Eddie: Well...yeah......hang on (swallows more alcohol). Yeah....we're great with Sam.
Greg Kot: Sure.....anything I can do for you Ed?
Eddie: You smashed our show....didn't you bastard..It comes ya know..It just comes and I put it to tape.
Greg Kot: Yes...I hear ya? Are you okay Ed?
Eddie: Hang on.....(gunc gunc gunc gunc.....Brrrrrrrrp). Yeah, you Mother....fuc'my shit bastard Dave.......Dave....You....it's all your fault.
Greg Kot: Ed.....Ed? It's me Greg...the reporter.
Eddie: No...it's you...it's Dave. He's going fromtown to town writing these reviews. You bastard...you better be wearing a cup.
Greg Kot: A cup? Ed...don't you think that's really gay? Plus..I'm not Dave!
Eddie: You are Dave!
Greg Kot: I'm hang'n up
Eddie: You hang up and I'll kill you with my bottle.
Greg Kot: yeah....sure. Ed, wise up will ya?
Eddie: I'm gonna....hmmmmmm, be-sure...brrrrrrp, yeah.
Greg Kot: Click.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
Rrrrrrrring.....Riiiiiiin.
Greg Kot: Hello
Eddie: Hey...it's me!
Greg Kot: Who's you?
Eddie: Me...the one you talked about in your review
Greg Kot: Hey Eddie...what a pleasure
Eddie: Tell me, did you put down our performance? I didn't get it.
Greg Kot: Not at all Eddie, I was just commenting on my impression of the whole thing, but I did add that the audience had a great time...what seems to be the problem?
Eddie: Well...yeah......hang on (swallows more alcohol). Yeah....we're great with Sam.
Greg Kot: Sure.....anything I can do for you Ed?
Eddie: You smashed our show....didn't you bastard..It comes ya know..It just comes and I put it to tape.
Greg Kot: Yes...I hear ya? Are you okay Ed?
Eddie: Hang on.....(gunc gunc gunc gunc.....Brrrrrrrrp). Yeah, you Mother....fuc'my shit bastard Dave.......Dave....You....it's all your fault.
Greg Kot: Ed.....Ed? It's me Greg...the reporter.
Eddie: No...it's you...it's Dave. He's going fromtown to town writing these reviews. You bastard...you better be wearing a cup.
Greg Kot: A cup? Ed...don't you think that's really gay? Plus..I'm not Dave!
Eddie: You are Dave!
Greg Kot: I'm hang'n up
Eddie: You hang up and I'll kill you with my bottle.
Greg Kot: yeah....sure. Ed, wise up will ya?
Eddie: I'm gonna....hmmmmmm, be-sure...brrrrrrp, yeah.
Greg Kot: Click.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[5150Clown]

LOL...glad you enjoyed that. hehehehehe

[Warham]

I haven't read one good review for this tour. I don't know where these sheep keep bringing it up.

Every review has also dismissed Hagar as a Roth imitator as well.

[5150Clown]

Note to Spam - Give it up!