Do you qualify as Roth fan?

[kid vegas rules]

To be a REAL Roth FAN WHO BASHES Sam and the brothers,you have to have the following on your resume to qualify:

1.Be American,.....NO Cannucks,Aussies,French,Japanese,etc.......
2.Seen the band 15+ in person.......
3.Have a job...
4.College degree....
5.Own a house,not renting an apartment.......
6.Make at least 50g's a year...
7.Been to the Whiskey,Starwood,Rainbow room on a Sat. night....
8.Had 2 chicks at once......
9.No students........you guys haven't been anywhere!!
10.No mullets.......
11.And possibly served in the United States Armed Forces.........

If you don't have all these on your resume,well sorry,you don't qualify and your opinion of the greatest AMERICAN Rock and Roll band doesn't matter!!!See some of you on the 6th and 7th of August!!!

KID VEGAS.....................Republicans KICK ASS!!
Democrats take "IT" up the ASS!!!

[TLR]

And you qualify on all 11 fronts?

[rustoffa]

Re: Do you qualify as Roth fan?

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
To be a REAL Roth FAN WHO BASHES Sam and the brothers,you have to have the following on your resume to qualify:

1.Be American,.....NO Cannucks,Aussies,French,Japanese,etc.......
2.Seen the band 15+ in person.......
3.Have a job...
4.College degree....
5.Own a house,not renting an apartment.......
6.Make at least 50g's a year...
7.Been to the Whiskey,Starwood,Rainbow room on a Sat. night....
8.Had 2 chicks at once......
9.No students........you guys haven't been anywhere!!
10.No mullets.......
11.And possibly served in the United States Armed Forces.........

If you don't have all these on your resume,well sorry,you don't qualify and your opinion of the greatest AMERICAN Rock and Roll band doesn't matter!!!See some of you on the 6th and 7th of August!!!

KID VEGAS.....................Republicans KICK ASS!!
Democrats take "IT" up the ASS!!!

You should put that on monster.com bro.

[MAX]

Re: Do you qualify as Roth fan?

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
To be a REAL Roth FAN WHO BASHES Sam and the brothers,you have to have the following on your resume to qualify:

1.Be American,.....NO Cannucks,Aussies,French,Japanese,etc.......

Well, please de-mod my ass and I'll burn all of my VH memerobilia cos I've flunked this test. Also, I call Bullshit!!!! There is a little Van Halen (not Hagar) in everybody!!!! Hence, WORLD TOURS!!!! Well, except the french.

2.Seen the band 15+ in person.......

Nope, I've only seen THE REAL VAN HALEN ONCE in 1984!!! However, I've also seen Dave in '86, 88 and '94. I've also seen Van Hagar (sorry everyone) in '86, '88 and half of their show in '93. My brother scored free tix and we left early cos it was sooooooo incredibly boring. Vince Neil and Steve Stevens actually stole the show as the openers. LOL.

3.Have a job...

Job? Ehh, I'll bite a little but how about a career for anyone over 25? LOL!!!

4.College degree....

I pass cos I graduated in '94. Although my career has absolutely nothing to do with my major. Go figure?

5.Own a house,not renting an apartment.......

Well, then most anyone attending the current "reunion tour had better shut the fuck up aye?

6.Make at least 50g's a year...

In their portfolio, property, income, what? That's beyond lame guy cos that pretty much eliminates the ENTIRE Van Hagar fanbase.

7.Been to the Whiskey,Starwood,Rainbow room on a Sat. night....

Nope

8.Had 2 chicks at once......

I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.

9.No students........you guys haven't been anywhere!!

So, one must accomplish such strict guidelines all whike not attending any school? BRILLIANT!!!!

10.No mullets.......

Uh Oh? No Hagar fans!!!!!

11.And possibly served in the United States Armed Forces.........

If you don't have all these on your resume,well sorry,you don't qualify and your opinion of the greatest AMERICAN Rock and Roll band doesn't matter!!!See some of you on the 6th and 7th of August!!!

I hear massive crickets chirping!!!!!

[madraoul]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
To be a REAL Roth FAN WHO BASHES Sam and the brothers,you have to have the following on your resume to qualify:

1.Be American,.....NO Cannucks,Aussies,French,Japanese,etc.......
2.Seen the band 15+ in person.......
3.Have a job...
4.College degree....
5.Own a house,not renting an apartment.......
6.Make at least 50g's a year...
7.Been to the Whiskey,Starwood,Rainbow room on a Sat. night....
8.Had 2 chicks at once......
9.No students........you guys haven't been anywhere!!
10.No mullets.......
11.And possibly served in the United States Armed Forces.........

If you don't have all these on your resume,well sorry,you don't qualify and your opinion of the greatest AMERICAN Rock and Roll band doesn't matter!!!See some of you on the 6th and 7th of August!!!

KID VEGAS.....................Republicans KICK ASS!!
Democrats take "IT" up the ASS!!!

I thought it just took a fully functional brain. Something you appear to lack.

[WACF]

There is only one n in Canuck.

You forgot one important requirment.

12. Should have a grip on grammer.

[Tatoo]

'93. My brother scored free tix and we left early cos it was sooooooo incredibly boring. Vince Neil and Steve Stevens actually stole the show as the openers. LOL.




I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.



So, one must accomplish such strict guidelines all whike not attending any school? BRILLIANT!!!!



Uh Oh? No Hagar fans!!!!!



I hear massive crickets chirping!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

[Tatoo]

'93. My brother scored free tix and we left early cos it was sooooooo incredibly boring. Vince Neil and Steve Stevens actually stole the show as the openers. LOL.

Seen that show here, and yep they did



I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.


Kinda sick, but I'll bite tell us more

[Ally_Kat]

Re: Do you qualify as Roth fan?

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
To be a REAL Roth FAN WHO BASHES Sam and the brothers,you have to have the following on your resume to qualify:

1.Be American,.....NO Cannucks,Aussies,French,Japanese,etc.......
2.Seen the band 15+ in person.......
3.Have a job...
4.College degree....
5.Own a house,not renting an apartment.......
6.Make at least 50g's a year...
7.Been to the Whiskey,Starwood,Rainbow room on a Sat. night....
8.Had 2 chicks at once......
9.No students........you guys haven't been anywhere!!
10.No mullets.......
11.And possibly served in the United States Armed Forces.........

If you don't have all these on your resume,well sorry,you don't qualify and your opinion of the greatest AMERICAN Rock and Roll band doesn't matter!!!See some of you on the 6th and 7th of August!!!

KID VEGAS.....................Republicans KICK ASS!!
Democrats take "IT" up the ASS!!!

And who put you in charge to make such rules?

[madraoul]

Originally posted by Tatoo
'93. My brother scored free tix and we left early cos it was sooooooo incredibly boring. Vince Neil and Steve Stevens actually stole the show as the openers. LOL.

Seen that show here, and yep they did



I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.



nKiDoes anyone know what this dude is talking about? He does seem to be pretty obsessed on his wife's tit.
da sick, but I'll bite tell us more

[Jano]

Re: Re: Do you qualify as Roth fan?

Originally posted by MAX
Well, please de-mod my ass and I'll burn all of my VH memerobilia cos I've flunked this test. Also, I call Bullshit!!!! There is a little Van Halen (not Hagar) in everybody!!!! Hence, WORLD TOURS!!!! Well, except the french.



Nope, I've only seen THE REAL VAN HALEN ONCE in 1984!!! However, I've also seen Dave in '86, 88 and '94. I've also seen Van Hagar (sorry everyone) in '86, '88 and half of their show in '93. My brother scored free tix and we left early cos it was sooooooo incredibly boring. Vince Neil and Steve Stevens actually stole the show as the openers. LOL.



Job? Ehh, I'll bite a little but how about a career for anyone over 25? LOL!!!



I pass cos I graduated in '94. Although my career has absolutely nothing to do with my major. Go figure?



Well, then most anyone attending the current "reunion tour had better shut the fuck up aye?



In their portfolio, property, income, what? That's beyond lame guy cos that pretty much eliminates the ENTIRE Van Hagar fanbase.



Nope




I held my wife when she was nursing our newborn daughter. That's being with two beautiful females at the same time.



So, one must accomplish such strict guidelines all whike not attending any school? BRILLIANT!!!!



Uh Oh? No Hagar fans!!!!!



I hear massive crickets chirping!!!!!

-The french are here,even if you don't like it and i'm here to stay! keep licking Kid vegas's ass !

[kid vegas rules]

Hey it worked!!

All the big mouth Roth "fans" nowhere to be found?Go figure!!Canadians.......LOL!

Max,good answers!!!!You pass in my book!Talk as much shit ABOUT Sam as you like.Any other takers?

Kid Vegas.................God Bless!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

I guess the answer is no cuz I've never been with 2 chicks at once! LOL!!!

[kid vegas rules]

Shadow,that can be arranged!!LOL..............."What happens in Vegas,STAYS in Vegas!!"

FUCK THE FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pinko Bastards!!

KID VEGAS.....................God Bless!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by kid vegas rules
Hey it worked!!

All the big mouth Roth "fans" nowhere to be found?Go figure!!

How about it's 1:30 am and most people have spouses to sleep with not to mention jobs in the morning.