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  • lafours
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 248

    yet another scathing Chicago review.

    Roth's absence taints 'Van Hagar'
    By Jeff Pizek Daily Herald Staff Writer
    Posted Wednesday, July 21, 2004

    Daily Herald Photo/Kate Dougherty

    Van Halen returned to thunderous applause Monday night, playing the first of two shows at the United Center in Chicago.

    Though the sold-out crowd ate up the veteran hard rockers' set, it was with a sense of resignation. After nine tumultuous years, the hit-makers are back in arenas, but the event fans truly want to see -- a reunion with original vocalist David Lee Roth -- still looks impossible.

    Instead, they got Roth's successor, ex-Montrose vocalist Sammy Hagar. He's actually been the VH frontman longer than Roth was, but still smells like a replacement. While Hagar just looked happy to be working, signing autographs mid-song and donning every piece of clothing tossed at him, guitar wonder Eddie Van Halen, recovered from hip replacement surgery and a battle with tongue cancer, seemed in prime shape and genuinely glad to be alive.

    Van Halen's appeal has always been dichotomous, and that push-pull was in evidence Monday. There's the "musician's" aspect, as Eddie's innovative guitar techniques and his drummer brother Alex's solid flurries inspired countless young rockers to expand and experiment with wilder styles.

    Perhaps to avoid pretense, the band then filters that talent through shabby radio pop. While most of the guitarists Eddie has inspired require smarter words with smarter music, Roth's slimy tales of sexual conquest and Hagar's blustery anthems remain as vapid as those of contemporaries like KISS and Aerosmith.

    Hence, the other side of Van Halen's appeal: slick, radio-approved faux hedonism.

    Despite pre-tour claims to the contrary, the band's set leaned heavily on the so-called "Van Hagar" years. New songs "Up for Breakfast" and "It's About Time" (recorded for a hits compilation released this week) could have come from the same platters that produced dull strip club synth-rock like "Best of Both Worlds" and "Top of the World."

    Hagar's beach bum presence and phlegmy howl (eerily similar to Michael Bolton's) sapped energy from the ubiquitous opener, "Jump," but his party dude 'tude kept the train of plastic post-Roth hits rolling.

    All four members had a solo break, with Sammy doing an acoustic job on some sappy solo songs, and even Chicago native Michael Anthony made some rudimentary bass rumbles for the hometown crowd. Eddie and Alex were, of course, more clinical, but also more worthy of showoff time.

    Early classic "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" provided a late respite, where a complex riff became a genuine hook. Even in a Hagar-era soundtrack toss-off like "Humans Being" (from that disposable 1996 effects showcase, "Twister"), Eddie expertly blended melody and punch into his guitar solos.

    Ending the set with the feel-good schmaltz of "Right Now," they still seemed to be back in 1993, hawking Crystal Pepsi.

    In these moments, the most frustrating facet of Van Halen and, especially, Van Hagar, came forward: that such intense instrumental prowess habitually takes a backseat

    to the lowest common denominator.
  • lafours
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 248

    #2
    Despite pre-tour claims to the contrary, the band's set leaned heavily on the so-called "Van Hagar" years. New songs "Up for Breakfast" and "It's About Time" (recorded for a hits compilation released this week) could have come from the same platters that produced dull strip club synth-rock like "Best of Both Worlds" and "Top of the World."
    Great stuff in this article.

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    • Figs
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2945

      #3
      That's 2 phone calls Ed needs to make tonight...


      There should be a thread with all of these reviews in one place.

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      • Warham
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 14589

        #4
        LMAO. Man, they are getting hammered.

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        • Carmine
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7693

          #5
          they should just print cheech and chongs "Daves not here!" this seems as the most appropriate language for a review.

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          • scorpioboy33
            Commando
            • Jul 2004
            • 1415

            #6
            they SOLD OUT the show though

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            • Warham
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 14589

              #7
              As far as I know, they are averaging a little over 7k a show.

              The next tour, you'll be able to catch Hagar and Ed at the local club.

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              • jacksmar
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2004
                • 3533

                #8
                lol DLRoswegony
                A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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                • Bill Lumbergh
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5472

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Warham
                  As far as I know, they are averaging a little over 7k a show.

                  The next tour, you'll be able to catch Hagar and Ed at the local club.
                  That's what I've been saying...........if this tour after so many years of silence is tanking, think of what the next tours gonna do? This may Eddie's last stand.........pretty sad he's wasting it on ballads and that fat idiot.

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                  • Va Beach VH Fan
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 17913

                    #10
                    Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we now have the best review of the tour so far !!!!

                    Wow, the Hagar/Bolton comparison, just classic !!!!
                    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59946

                      #11
                      Funny, I thought Chicago was sheepsville?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Carmine
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7693

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jacksmar
                        lol DLRoswegony
                        TY.

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                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 17913

                          #13
                          That would be St. Louis, senor FORD....
                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            That was a mean spirited review...

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                            • BigDaddyD
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 261

                              #15
                              Early classic "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" provided a late respite, where a complex riff became a genuine hook.

                              When did ATBL become a complex riff?

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