The Gospel of David (Lee Roth) - Kambri Crews

[Sensible Shoes]

Lots of people don't get "The gospel according to Dave". I pity the people who try to deal with him without knowing what that brain is capable of.

[Von Halen]

Awesome!

[hambon4lif]

"With a little budget and some creativity, you can sell a toothbrush to a camel. With an even bigger budget and some more creativity, you can sell him 2 toothbrushes. With an even BIGGER budget and ALOT of creativity, you can not only sell him a dozen toothbrushes, but he will walk away wondering how he ever got along without them....and he'll jump on the mailing list." -DLR

It's one thing to know that quote, it's quite another to understand exactly what the fuck it actually means.

First time I ever heard that, I took it and fuckin' ran with it. It's sage advice!

Evidently, she understands it intrinsically. It looks like it's served her well.

Good for her!

I wanna party with this chick!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

I read that quote and realize why I should not be in sales.

[Igosplut]

"With a little budget and some creativity, you can sell a toothbrush to a camel. With an even bigger budget and some more creativity, you can sell him 2 toothbrushes. With an even BIGGER budget and ALOT of creativity, you can not only sell him a dozen toothbrushes, but he will walk away wondering how he ever got along without them....and he'll jump on the mailing list."

Shouldn't that be selling running shoes to a heart attack victim????

[Seshmeister]

she knows her shit! you disagree...exits are...

and now Elvis, come on and tell us how much she sucks...

You have a point.

As I was posting this it did occur to me that wow for once I'm maybe not going to have to read the miserable cunt POV from that poster.

[hambon4lif]

I read that quote and realize why I should not be in sales.

As tough as you may feel it is for you...it's even tougher for a man.
Think about it....in order for a camel to even hold a toothbrush to brush their teeth, they'd have to use their toes.
And anyone who can brush their teeth with their camel-toe isn't even remotely interested in a goddamn fucking thing any guy has to say.....

[Von Halen]

And anyone who can brush their teeth with their camel-toe isn't even remotely interested in a goddamn fucking thing any guy has to say.....

I'd like to brush my teeth with a cameltoe! :D



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[hambon4lif]

I'd like to brush my teeth with a cameltoe! :D



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Well fuckinay! So would I, but by the time morning comes around, it's already developed into a swollen moose knuckle!!

That thing couldn't possibly clutch a toothbrush. It would be like trying to pick up ants while you're wearing boxing gloves....


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[Angel]

Lots of people don't get "The gospel according to Dave". I pity the people who try to deal with him without knowing what that brain is capable of.

OMG...that would be brutal!

[Angel]

As tough as you may feel it is for you...it's even tougher for a man.
Think about it....in order for a camel to even hold a toothbrush to brush their teeth, they'd have to use their toes.
And anyone who can brush their teeth with their camel-toe isn't even remotely interested in a goddamn fucking thing any guy has to say.....

Holy fuck.