'Van Halen Rising' Book Chat with Greg Renoff - Oct. 17th, 9pm ET

[Anonymous]

Who listened to Othisblowsgoats2 any hoo

THAT is an excellent question.

All these guys that love grunge so much also listened to every single one of Van Hagar's albums multiple times, even though they hate it to the point of having a rage fueled erection.

It's like they love being miserable, or something.

So much excellent music out there, why would you listen to something you hate or listen to whiny cunts complaining how everything is so unfair?

To each his own, I guess. But fuck me if I understand it.

[Anonymous]

Is that right. How well did you actually know him? Did your records sell as well?

Britney Spears sold a shitload of records. Probably more than Kunt Splatteredbrains.

I guess that means she's extremely talented & her music will live on for eternity.

[Anonymous]

Hey, what's this? The sound of people having a good time while listening to Music? Preposterous!

[DONNIEP]

Did your records sell as well?

Probably better than some of the "rock stars" who show up around here

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Britney Spears sold a shitload of records. Probably more than Kunt Splatteredbrains.

I guess that means she's extremely talented & her music will live on for eternity.

And proves she's a "weirdo" too, right?

Where in the fuck is this thread even going?

[DONNIEP]

Britney Spears sold a shitload of records. Probably more than Kunt Splatteredbrains.

I guess that means she's extremely talented & her music will live on for eternity.

THIS is real talent right here...

[Anonymous]

I don't care if you tell me that these guys are a parody. They're still playing that feel good cock rock you guys hate so much, parody or not.

Would you rather pay a ticket to see this or a grungefest where everybody stands around feeling sorry for themselves?

[DONNIEP]

I don't care if you tell me that these guys are a parody. They're still playing that feel good cock rock you guys hate so much, parody or not.

Would you rather pay a ticket to see this or a grungefest where everybody stands around feeling sorry for themselves?

Steel Panther kicks ass!!

[Anonymous]

And proves she's a "weirdo" too, right?

Where in the fuck is this thread even going?

Who the fuck knows? Let's just roll with it.

[Anonymous]

THIS is real talent right here...

That picture has more photoshop in it than the alleged trannies some people post around here. And still she looks more manly.

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Regarding Wicked Sensation, just curious as to what, in your mind, constitutes a "clunker"?

All I Want, Hell Child, Through These Eyes & For A Million Years. There were actually far more clunkers on the follow up.

Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan. Just don't think George hit a home run as you suggest. More like a standing double at best.

[DONNIEP]

That picture has more photoshop in it than the alleged trannies some people post around here. And still she looks more manly.

Blasphemy! That's quality poontang right there. Plus she's batshit crazy so you know she's good in the sack. Or was years ago.

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Would you rather pay a ticket to see this or a grungefest where everybody stands around feeling sorry for themselves?

I prefer to answer like this. I would rather see Alice In Chains as I did in a hole in the wall club in 1990 with people all around me either scratching their heads or running for the door with shit in their pants because Layne scared it out of them. Steel Panther is of no use to me. That's not to say that I don't think they are talented. Goofy faux "cock rock" just ain't my thing.

[Anonymous]

Blasphemy! That's quality poontang right there. Plus she's batshit crazy so you know she's good in the sack. Or was years ago.

Jesus fuck, how can you not see all the airbrush in the body of the girl they pasted Britney's face into?

[vandeleur]

Jesus fuck, how can you not see all the airbrush in the body of the girl they pasted Britney's face into?

Am with Izzy the pic doesnt look right.