Holy Shit!!! I just saw the VH K-Tell commercial

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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    Holy Shit!!! I just saw the VH K-Tell commercial

    It came on during something on the NFL network. It was unbelievable. Like an add for "Dumb Ditties" when we were children.

    VOICEOVER:

    "It ALSO includes the NEW Smash Hit "It's About Time!!!" and also included is a special bonus poster of the album cover (Only for those that order within the next ten minutes!!!!) SERIOUSLY!!!!

    I wouldn't have believed it if i had not actually seen it.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
  • Rebel
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Feb 2004
    • 2619

    #2
    2 or 3 copies Max??:D
    The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 13001

      #3
      Eh?
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Rebel
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Feb 2004
        • 2619

        #4
        I figure you'd get an extra or two in case the dog ate one of them.
        The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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        • rockvanhalen66
          Foot Soldier
          • Jun 2004
          • 631

          #5
          Originally posted by MAX
          Eh?
          maxie pad DONt WORRY YOU CANt AFORD IT ANYWAY. YOU BITCH .............. NOW IS THIS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.....
          long live van halen

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          • Rebel
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Feb 2004
            • 2619

            #6
            Damn stinch just came in this thread.

            Do you want the honors Max, or should I take care of the light weight??
            The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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            • rockvanhalen66
              Foot Soldier
              • Jun 2004
              • 631

              #7
              OH BOY TWO FAGS ... WHAT SHOULD I DO....... MAX DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF IT..... WHAT IS HE YOUR FUCKING BOSS....
              long live van halen

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              • Rebel
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Feb 2004
                • 2619

                #8
                LOL!! I could put your balls in a sling sport
                The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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                • rockvanhalen66
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 631

                  #9
                  YOU COULD ALSO PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH SPORT.........
                  long live van halen

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001

                    #10
                    Don't worry Reb. It's yet another fag "Caps Lock and Maxie Pad" tool. They are a dime a dozen. I'm used to their useless twelve year old and never fondled a woman's titties posts buddy. It's kill to hear from you though my freind.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                      YOU COULD ALSO PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH SPORT.........
                      Grate? Another self-proclaimed professional tea-bagger?

                      You are also kidding yourself. Check your undies cunt cos you are lacking a dick!!!!!
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Rebel
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2619

                        #12
                        Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                        YOU COULD ALSO PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH SPORT.........
                        I'm sure you would enjoy that, your genitals inside another man may appeal to you, but I think I'll pass on that one. Perhaps you and Kid Vegas should meet up in Lauderdale, he may be able to accomodate you.

                        Goodnight all...........Run Ricky Run :D
                        The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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                        • rockvanhalen66
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 631

                          #13
                          if you were my friend you would have never moved the post friend........
                          long live van halen

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                            OH BOY TWO FAGS ... WHAT SHOULD I DO.......
                            Fucking runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you fucking fruitcake before Reb and I both collectively beat you to a pulp. This ain't like prison you whore. We want nothing in return outside of beating you senseless.
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • Rebel
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2619

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MAX
                              Don't worry Reb. It's yet another fag "Caps Lock and Maxie Pad" tool. They are a dime a dozen. I'm used to their useless twelve year old and never fondled a woman's titties posts buddy. It's kill to hear from you though my freind.
                              Yea, "Maxie Pad" is pretty clever, probably took awhile to come up with. So I guess it's OK to use over, and over, and over. No need for something original with comedy like that.
                              The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitch

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