Van Halen Suing Alex's Ex

[BITEYOASS]

Well I'll give Aric Van Halen credit for the fact that he competed in a real Olympic sport, instead of that Dressage Horse BS.

[sadaist]

In my divorce papers, the first thing I had the lawyer put in there was that the ex had to change her last name. I didn't want other guys fucking a chick with my name. Silly I know but it bothered me so I had it put in the papers. I should have gotten the damn ring back too, pawned it, and blown all the money on lap dances.

[DLR Bridge]

I don't think any of that sounded silly.

[DlocRoth]

In my divorce papers, the first thing I had the lawyer put in there was that the ex had to change her last name. I didn't want other guys fucking a chick with my name. Silly I know but it bothered me so I had it put in the papers. I should have gotten the damn ring back too, pawned it, and blown all the money on lap dances.

Dig THIS one, bro.

My wife and I have both been married once before. Her pussified ex had daddy issues or some such and took HER last name when they got married.

She obviously took mine when we got hitched. So this douche is running around now with her last name. And she's an only child. Weird, huh?

But at the end of the day it doesn't mean fuck all.

We were high school sweethearts so I fucked her first. Damn, I bet that chaps his ass.

[VHscraps]

Aric looks totally like his dad, though.

which one is the rock star's son? Why, it's the guy with the shades and the tattoo (the name is on the bib). Looks more like Alex here:

[chefcraig]

I dunno...the guy on the right's name is apparently "Cotton Invisible." If that ain't a punk band name, nothing else is.

[Sensible Shoes]

Think there's any significance to the fact the VH brothers fathered no girls? Maybe they drowned them at birth.

[VHscraps]

I dunno...the guy on the right's name is apparently "Cotton Invisible." If that ain't a punk band name, nothing else is.

Damn good eyesight you have.

[twonabomber]

I dunno...the guy on the right's name is apparently "Cotton Invisible." If that ain't a punk band name, nothing else is.

I'm seeing his last name as "Jarvis." Didn't blow up the pic though.

[indeedido]

Aric looks totally like his dad, though.

Is that Eddie Haskell?

[DLR Bridge]

I'm seeing his last name as "Jarvis." Didn't blow up the pic though.

Appears to be Collin Jarvis, son of... Cookie?

Ok. That was bad.

[fryingdutchman]

I'm seeing his last name as "Jarvis." Didn't blow up the pic though.

I agree twona..

I'm going with "Collin Jarvis."

And this is the kind of speculation we've been reduced to during downtime in VH-land....

[chefcraig]

Damn good eyesight you have.

That's OK. I could swear the guy behind him is named Ginger Baker.

[Seshmeister]

I agree twona..

I'm going with "Collin Jarvis."

And this is the kind of speculation we've been reduced to during downtime in VH-land....

I think we've actually reached a new low...

[VHscraps]