**Breaking News: VAN HALEN Brings Peace to the Middle East!**

[Nickdfresh]

I'm willing to cut your cock off, shove it up your ass and make you crawl with your head between your legs laughing while your bleeding balls slap your chin.

Now you're really getting him excited!

[Fairwrning]

They killed the link..YOU BASTARDS!!

[FORD]

They killed the link..YOU BASTARDS!!

No problem.... the official version is online now.....

[FORD]

And more......

[sadaist]

That was so fucking cool and so unexpected!!

I was watching the episode Thursday night and as the symbols turned to VH I almost shat myself. "NO FUCKING WAY!" I knew this place would be exploding over it. There is a clip from the South Park documentary where Trey Parker talks about VH. Basically anyone other than DLR isn't Van Halen and can fuck off.

Sadly I can't post here from the cyber lounge I spend time at. Roth Army is blocked as a pornography site. WTF? I complained. I said it's a David Lee Roth site.....of course there's gonna be nudity. What do you expect? It's a music site for fucks sake...(with just a little pornography sprinkled in for taste)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I was watching the episode Thursday night and as the symbols turned to VH I almost shat myself. "NO FUCKING WAY!" I knew this place would be exploding over it. There is a clip from the South Park documentary where Trey Parker talks about VH. Basically anyone other than DLR isn't Van Halen and can fuck off.

Sadly I can't post here from the cyber lounge I spend time at. Roth Army is blocked as a pornography site. WTF? I complained. I said it's a David Lee Roth site.....of course there's gonna be nudity. What do you expect? It's a music site for fucks sake...(with just a little pornography sprinkled in for taste)

Here ya go...

[Fairwrning]

I would pay money to see you know whos reaction to that

[Kristy]

Trey is getting F A T

[Kristy]

And I HATE F A T people. They are a plague on society.

[fraroc]

And I HATE F A T people. They are a plague on society.

Yeah, well F A T people hate you too, gunt.

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, well F A T people hate you too, gunt.

I've never been so happy to be thin.

If you were my spokesman I'd have to try very hard to resist the urge not to eat a bullet.

[cadaverdog]

Yeah, well F A T people hate you too, gunt.

As a proud member of the big belly crew I have to agree with Fragglerock on that. If she's still skinny like she says she probably doesn't inhale when she takes a hit of mother nature. I still want to eat everything in site when I smoke weed and I've been doing it longer than most of the members here have been alive. I've got 40 plus years of pot smoking experience and I hope to be doing it for another 40.

[cadaverdog]

And I HATE F A T people. They are a plague on society.

So are uppity assholes. Welcome to the club.

[Angel]

As a proud member of the big belly crew I have to agree with Fragglerock on that. If she's still skinny like she says she probably doesn't inhale when she takes a hit of mother nature. I still want to eat everything in site when I smoke weed and I've been doing it longer than most of the members here have been alive. I've got 40 plus years of pot smoking experience and I hope to be doing it for another 40.

I have 38 yrs and never get munchies anymore....and I smoke BC bud.

[Terry]

I'm getting a little chunky, but as long as I can still see my penis when I look down without having to move my stomach out of the way or craning my neck foward too much, I'm still in decent shape (although if I don't stop smacking my weiner around and wear it down to a nub then my weight will be of little consequence...oh, shit, did I actually type and post that last thought?)