Fat lying twat continues to bleat

[twonabomber]

I could be mistaken, but I think Satriani was in Mick Jagger's (in the words of Keith Richards) "jerked off band."

True, but Satriani wasn't on the Jagger albums and didn't co-write any of the Jagger solo songs. I believe Satriani was hired after Jeff Beck left Jagger's band. Beck backed out because Jagger wanted to have dancers onstage during the show and Beck didn't like the idea.

[Seshmeister]

I just want to say that Terry is, hands down, the most articulate and most correct poster on this site.


Terry, next bowl of oatmeal is on me.

He would be if he spaced out his paragraphs...

[Von Halen]

He called DLR a fucking fag to his face and then went and bleated to the media about what a piece of shit Dave is and how HE singlehandedly saved Van Halen.

You talk out of your ass as much as Clichegar does.

[reddik59]

Too bad Sammy once was Dave's hero.

[Von Halen]

Too bad Sammy once was Dave's hero.

You have been a member here 8 years, and that is your first post?

[Kristy]

LEAVE SAMMY ALONE!



All you people do is put him down! Sammy has bled and died for Van Halen! Sammy has given his all! Sammy's ex-guitar turned out to be a meth user, a cheater, and now he's going through a F A T battle. All you cretins care about is….. readers and making money off of him. HE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Sammy is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him. He hasn’t performed on stage in what, 5 minutes! His song is called “give me more fries and cheeseburgers ” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE MORE!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS! LEAVE SAMMY ALONE!

Please.

[vandeleur]

Sammy has bled and died


That gave me a sneaky semi

[Seshmeister]

I honestly hadn't heard of Sammy Hagar until 1983.

I was reading the Kerrang quotes of the year article and there were these two.

"The singing on Pretty Woman is terrible, I would have been too ashamed to release that." - Sammy Hagar

"I know why Sammy Hagar sings so many songs about his car, I've seen his wife." - David Lee Roth

[vandeleur]

Pretty much sums up Dave and Sammy , Dave's is a funny little quip .Sammy is just whinging his jealous tits off again .

[TJMKID]

Sammy has bled and died for Van Halen!

I really hope Cabo Cunt died from a massive menstruation !!

Hopefully, his crusty old uterus also fell out --- Dave used it to play fetch with Russell.

[Seshmeister]

The top answer when you do an google image search for "Sammy Hagar Fat" is a 9 year old post from here...

Sammy is so fat that when he was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave him 13 years to live.

[vandeleur]

That is class

[Kristy]

Only $51.50! Such a deal!

[TJMKID]

The top answer when you do an google image search for "Sammy Hagar Fat" is a 9 year old post from here...

Ed fucks Hagar.jpg

[fraroc]

You talk out of your ass as much as Clichegar does.

Can you for once stop trying to be a surrogate CuntFlapps? Thanks in advance.