New album soon

[WARF]

I was just given a sneak peak of the album.

It's called "Wolfgang is our savior"

Track Listing

1) Michael Who?
2) Grand Theft Auto 5 (sitting on the couch)
3) Fat Boy Blues
4) I can't believe it's not Van Halen (feat fabio)
5) Listen to the news (From Kody)
6) 10 albums worth of material
7) See ya in 18 months ( or 28 years )
8) Where's the background vocals?
9) The classic lineup (I'll never give you)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I was just given a sneak peak of the album.

It's called "Wolfgang is our savior"

Track Listing

1) Michael Who?
2) Grand Theft Auto 5 (sitting on the couch)
3) Fat Boy Blues
4) I can't believe it's not Van Halen (feat fabio)
5) Listen to the news (From Kody)
6) 10 albums worth of material
7) See ya in 18 months ( or 28 years )
8) Where's the background vocals?
9) The classic lineup (I'll never give you)

is there a snippet of #5 yet?

[DONNIEP]

I was just given a sneak peak of the album.

It's called "Wolfgang is our savior"

Track Listing

1) Michael Who?
2) Grand Theft Auto 5 (sitting on the couch)
3) Fat Boy Blues
4) I can't believe it's not Van Halen (feat fabio)
5) Listen to the news (From Kody)
6) 10 albums worth of material
7) See ya in 18 months ( or 28 years )
8) Where's the background vocals?
9) The classic lineup (I'll never give you)

And if you preorder it, you'll get a bonus disc featuring Ed's gay dog barking all of the classic Van Halen hits!

[DlocRoth]

Sadly, it all just sounds like "Smoke on the water".

[WARF]

is there a snippet of #5 yet?

Kody was supposed to do a "barking" solo for this record... but I accidentally choked the shit out of him and drowned him in my toilet.

[DONNIEP]

Order now to receive this exclusive, limited edition poster!!

[WARF]

And if you preorder it, you'll get a bonus disc featuring Ed's gay dog barking all of the classic Van Halen hits!

I wouldn't be surprised if Ed hired Kody to sing vocals just so the band will be ALL "Van Halen".

[PETE'S BROTHER]

now, now donald

[DONNIEP]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ed hired Kody to sing vocals just so the band will be ALL "Van Halen".

I keep hoping Russell eats Kody!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Kody was supposed to do a "barking" solo for this record... but I accidentally choked the shit out of him and drowned him in my toilet.

so, the one on facebook is a replacement?

[sonrisa salvaje]

And Dave was innocent, right?

I thought so. What's your take?

[WARF]

I keep hoping Russell eats Kody!

Don't say that!

We won't have any more Van Halen news!

[DlocRoth]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ed hired Kody to sing vocals just so the band will be ALL "Van Halen".

Can't sound any worse than "How Many Say I"!

[WARF]

Can't sound any worse than "How Many Say I"!

Here's a sample of the Van Halen album with Kody on lead vocals! Listen to it!

[Bob_R]

And Dave was innocent, right?

Exactly. Roth was acting like a fool that night. Ed never told him he was back in the band. They're all at fault to a degree. Improper communication, understanding.