Dave Fans...go Back To The Drawing Board...sammy Fits This Band Like A Glove!!!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by thefive
I can't believe people think that these 3 songs rock.

Why call them songs? lol.

Listen folks, The sheep wouldn't have ammo if you just ignored them.
My DLRarmy experience is as pleasant as it has ever been for one reason.

I ignore the cum breathed heathens!

[scottydabodi]

Augustblue should go choke on a cock at the links. Get fucking lost, asshole.

[rustoffa]

There's no doubt that Roy fits the band like a glove, albeit a discarded prostate exam disposable.

Being somewhat of an open-minded philosophaster, I completely understand the disdain for either version of the band from either party.

The ROTH ERA VAN HALEN stalwarts cannot fathom the direction the band took without Dave as they became accustomed to un-apologetic, un-definable, un-duplicatable, heavy as a brick factory rock and roll.

The van hagar proponents cannot fathom the complete lack of regard the band receives without Dave as they obviously appreciate the "sensitive direction" it took.

As outlined above, polar opposites to put it mildly.

That being stated, I submit the following:

These van hagar motherfuckers are a walking goddamn contradiction. If I'm not mistaken, LOVE WALKS IN.
That's right motherfuckers, L-O-V-E: not shit-for-brains, just pencil-fucked the cat in heat, mountain dew-fueled giggly HATE I constantly wade through.

This is simple fucking logic guys. You've chosen a mantra, stick with it. Kill us with kindness. Say "please" and "thank you"....an occasional "I realize this is your house and I don't mean to seem rude" or some shit. Sure, certain folks will probably attack your lineage or sexual orientation.....so what? Stick to the mantra. Alan Alda or the grave.....finish what ya started....that's what fucking dreams and are made of right?

Shit, If all else fails try my approach:

DON'T GO TO THE OTHER HOUSE.

You're over, and you're fucking out.

[smaz]

Notice Augustblue hasn't replied to the thread he started...... Maybe he's to busy trying to find a glove he can use........

[scottydabodi]

Augustblue is a fucking moron if he thinks coming here and bashing Dave, then defending Hagar is a good idea. Shit, I'd hate to see a bad idea!! Sheep should get fuckin lost.

[BARE BONE]

smaz, a match and alittle bit of gasoline would be better.

[Matt White]

I just laugh my ass off everytime I see another SHEEP online trying to rile the army...you know it cuts the attendance for that nights SHAM HALEN performance by 50%!!!

[rustoffa]

Oh man, you nailed it!
It's like contraceptives on a lawn mower....shit, waxing the tiny
blades of grass even.

Binoculars? BeenOCULARS?

[rockvanhalen66]

Re: Dave Fans...go Back To The Drawing Board...sammy Fits This Band Like A Glove!!!

Originally posted by augustblue
SO QUIT YER PISSING AND MOANING...WHO CARES IF THE CURRENT TOUR IS NOT SELLING OUT(IT HAD HARDLY ANY PROMOTION, NOTHING VISUAL ON MTV OR ANYTHING TO REINTRODUCE THE BAND)WHO CARES IF THE NEW CD IS DEFECTIVE(they have already given us enuff perfect shit already)......................HERE IS MY POINT, IN PURCHASING AND FINALLY BEING ABLE TO HEAR THESE NEW TRACKS THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE...ALL I CAN SAY IS FUCKING A..."UP FOR BREAKFAST" IS NOT A BAD SONG AT ALL(I WAS EVEN UNSURE TILL HEARING IT)...IT HAS A MAJOR FUCKING GROOVE THAT EVEN ALL U CLASSIC FANS WOULD APPRECIATE...SOUNDS LIKE CLASSIC HALEN...THE LYRICS ACTUALLY FIT THE SONG...THEY ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND KINDA CORNY, BUT THE SONG WORKS!!! "IT'S ABOUT TIME" IS MY LEAST FAVORITE BUT IT STILL HAS THAT CLASSIC VAN HALEN/HAGAR$#@!@!WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL THEM...THE SONG DOES ROCK...SIMPLE AS THAT!!! NOW THE BIGGIE..."LEARNING TO SEE"..............THIS IS BY FAR THE FRESHEST THING THIS BAND HAS DONE PROBABLY SINCE FAIR WARNING...AND BY FAR THE HEAVIEST.................EDWARD HAS NOT LOST IT, THIS SONG JUST FUCKING SMOKES.......EDWARDS SOLO IS UNBELIEVABLE AND THE GROOVE BEHIND THE SOLO IS MENACING....THE LYRICS FIT...THE VOCALS FIT PERFECTLY.......................AND HERE IS THE THING.....................................IT'S KINDA SAD MAYBE BECAUSE WE ALL ONLY WISH THAT DAVE COULD WRITE SUCH INTROSPECTIVE LYRICS LIKE THIS AND SING LIKE THIS..........BUT HE SIMPLY CAN'T......BUT IT REALLY IS OK, THAT IS NOT THE WAY DAVE WAS CREATED.........BUT THIS SONG RIGHT HERE, IS WHY HAGAR IS STILL FRONTING THIS BAND...THEY HAVE GROWN AND BY GOD THEY BETTER RELEASE THIS ONE TO CORPORATE CLEAR CHANNEL C*CK S*UCKING ROCK RADIO!!!!......................................... ...............AND BY THE WAY I AM SURE U GUYS WILL JUST THINK I AM FULL OF SHIT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE ALL HALEN...THAT IS OKAY I WORK IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, OWN A RECORD LABEL, PLAY GUITAR AND DRUMS SO I THINK I HAVE AN EAR FOR GREAT MUSIC.............DO YOURSELF A FAVOR GO LISTEN TO THE 3 SONGS U THINK U HATE THEN COME BACK AND SEE ME..............................PEACE

learning to see ...... great tune great guitar work....

[Cathedral]

Learning to see ...... Shit tune, Washed Up Guitarist.
See the receptionist and pick-up your free sheep shit butt plugs on your way out.

Say that 3 times fast and get a bonus Spammy dildo for your husband.

[rockvanhalen66]

what the fuck do you know shit talkin sheep ............ you dont like evh who cares........ now go plug your ass with that shit hole you call a face....

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by augustblue
SO QUIT YER PISSING AND MOANING...WHO CARES IF THE CURRENT TOUR IS NOT SELLING OUT(IT HAD HARDLY ANY PROMOTION, NOTHING VISUAL ON MTV OR ANYTHING TO REINTRODUCE THE BAND)WHO CARES IF THE NEW CD IS DEFECTIVE(they have already given us enuff perfect shit already)......................HERE IS MY POINT, IN PURCHASING AND FINALLY BEING ABLE TO HEAR THESE NEW TRACKS THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE...ALL I CAN SAY IS FUCKING A..."UP FOR BREAKFAST" IS NOT A BAD SONG AT ALL(I WAS EVEN UNSURE TILL HEARING IT)...IT HAS A MAJOR FUCKING GROOVE THAT EVEN ALL U CLASSIC FANS WOULD APPRECIATE...SOUNDS LIKE CLASSIC HALEN...THE LYRICS ACTUALLY FIT THE SONG...THEY ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND KINDA CORNY, BUT THE SONG WORKS!!! "IT'S ABOUT TIME" IS MY LEAST FAVORITE BUT IT STILL HAS THAT CLASSIC VAN HALEN/HAGAR$#@!@!WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL THEM...THE SONG DOES ROCK...SIMPLE AS THAT!!! NOW THE BIGGIE..."LEARNING TO SEE"..............THIS IS BY FAR THE FRESHEST THING THIS BAND HAS DONE PROBABLY SINCE FAIR WARNING...AND BY FAR THE HEAVIEST.................EDWARD HAS NOT LOST IT, THIS SONG JUST FUCKING SMOKES.......EDWARDS SOLO IS UNBELIEVABLE AND THE GROOVE BEHIND THE SOLO IS MENACING....THE LYRICS FIT...THE VOCALS FIT PERFECTLY.......................AND HERE IS THE THING.....................................IT'S KINDA SAD MAYBE BECAUSE WE ALL ONLY WISH THAT DAVE COULD WRITE SUCH INTROSPECTIVE LYRICS LIKE THIS AND SING LIKE THIS..........BUT HE SIMPLY CAN'T......BUT IT REALLY IS OK, THAT IS NOT THE WAY DAVE WAS CREATED.........BUT THIS SONG RIGHT HERE, IS WHY HAGAR IS STILL FRONTING THIS BAND...THEY HAVE GROWN AND BY GOD THEY BETTER RELEASE THIS ONE TO CORPORATE CLEAR CHANNEL C*CK S*UCKING ROCK RADIO!!!!......................................... ...............AND BY THE WAY I AM SURE U GUYS WILL JUST THINK I AM FULL OF SHIT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE ALL HALEN...THAT IS OKAY I WORK IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, OWN A RECORD LABEL, PLAY GUITAR AND DRUMS SO I THINK I HAVE AN EAR FOR GREAT MUSIC.............DO YOURSELF A FAVOR GO LISTEN TO THE 3 SONGS U THINK U HATE THEN COME BACK AND SEE ME..............................PEACE

[BARE BONE]

Cathedral that was good.