Why won't VH do That Metal Show?

[Dave's Bitch]

To answer the original, because Eddie Trunk is a dick

[78/84 guy]

The answer is 42.

Well actually it's 3 but 5 sounds like more than 4.

[Warham]

I have no idea, but as much bumbling as they've done over the last 30 years, it doesn't surprise me.

[Southpaw]

I'll tell you why DLR and EVH wont appear on That Metal Show... Trunks a slackjawed gapemouth semen hungry fuck socket that sucks on the snotty end of Sammy's piss pole. Now say that 5 times fast!

[78/84 guy]

Well I said it 3 times, but 5 sounds like more than 4.

[ThatGuy1]

We all know the answer to that, because Michael Anthony basically told Eddie to shove the reunion with Roth up his ass and joined up with Sammy.

Dude thats not true at all. Mike never even got a call. Mike figured since VH wasnt doing anything, at that time, he would do some gigs with Sammy. Eddie would later admit he was pissed off about that and was NEVER even contacted about VH reforming. Mike found out the same way we did.
Eddie Trunk is NOT metal.