Van Halen putting together new album

[fraroc]

Exhaustion. Bowel problems. Dentures. Hair plugs. Good effort guys but father time is winning.

Pessimistic cunt.

[Angel]

Pessimistic cunt.

Realistic.

[NATEDOG001976]

Does this mean Fat clown will make a statement soon?

[wolfsbane]

Been a DLR fan for a long time. Dave loves to put out albums in April - when spring is changing into summer. The new album will come out in April 2015 - maybe. Last album almost did not get released. That's why Dave made that Over the Rainbow Grill thing. Gonna be a lot of friction in that VH camp. Let's see what happens. Maybe the sisters won't be able to get past all the fighting this time around. Wolfy's got his hands full. Nothing like keeping drug-addict multi-millionaire, narcissistic egomaniacs from killing each other. In my opinion, Wolfy earns his money.

[vandeleur]

This is all over the net and twitter ... Think they have managed more advertising for a non existent album than they did for the real one :D

[cadaverdog]

Exhaustion. Bowel problems. Dentures. Hair plugs. Good effort guys but father time is winning.

I don't suffer from exhaustion and I still have some of my teeth and most of my hair. My biggest bowel problem is holding it in until I can get into the bathroom when somebody else is already using the shitter.

[Nitro Express]

Pessimistic cunt.

Everyone wants to see Van Halen do what they did in their 20's. Every 40 or 50 something wants to go back to the 80's. I'm sure the guys busted their ass to do their best and we got to see what they can deliver now. Heck the last tour might be the last. We are back to the rumor mill again.

[Nitro Express]

I don't suffer from exhaustion and I still have some of my teeth and most of my hair. My biggest bowel problem is holding it in until I can get into the bathroom when somebody else is already using the shitter.

You're a dog. You just shit where you want.

[cadaverdog]

You're a dog. You just shit where you want.

Yeah but If I shit on the floor like my dog does I'd have to clean it up. I'm just glad I have a little dog that poops tootsie roll turds. She only shits in the house if I don't let her out when she wants to go. Luckily her favorite spot is under the table in the dining room so nobody accidently steps in it and tracks it all over the house.

[cadaverdog]

Back to Van Halen news. More bird chirping in a moment.

[ZahZoo]

Does this mean Fat clown will make a statement soon?

He did on twitter 19 hours ago...

@wolfvanhalen

Is there a specific type of glue that douchebags use to keep their hat barely clinging to the top of their head?

[indeedido]

For the life of me, I will never understand why it takes them so long to make an album once they decide to do it. Especially with so much "music in the can". It must be a miserable experience for them.

[78/84 guy]

For the life of me, I will never understand why it takes them so long to make an album once they decide to do it. Especially with so much "music in the can". It must be a miserable experience for them.

It wouldn't take so long if the didn't have a bank full of money. Back in the early 80's they didn't. I bet we don't see a new album until the holidays or early next year !

[cadaverdog]

For the life of me, I will never understand why it takes them so long to make an album once they decide to do it. Especially with so much "music in the can". It must be a miserable experience for them.

I know the feeling. They're constipated. Probably eat too much cheese and not enough ruffage.

[chefcraig]

For the life of me, I will never understand why it takes them so long to make an album once they decide to do it. Especially with so much "music in the can". It must be a miserable experience for them.

It really does not make a bunch of sense, does it? This is a band that could at one time could crank out an album in less than two weeks, yet currently, seem to resemble snore-worthy prog-rock Yes-like bands that feel the need to hibernate in a studio until an idea slithers down the hall, only to reprocess and refigure it to the point of absurdity.

An open letter to Van Halen:

Fer fucking crying out loud you doddering, drooling dorks...find a house with a garage in a suburban neighborhood, set up some amps, fill up a few coolers with ice and beer, order a couple of pizzas, smoke a bowl or share a couple joints in the back yard and get to work.

At one point in time, you all could puke out an album within two weeks. So shit or get off of the pot.

Seriously, it's pretty embarrassing when I become the voice of reason, ya fucking boneheads.

I've personally made millionaires out of you and the apes in Led Zeppelin, so it's about time you at least gave me a discount on future works. Get active or get bent, you navel gazing gas heads. And stop squandering your diminishing audience's limited time and concern. Contrary to your apparent belief, we ain't getting any fucking younger.

Much love,
chef