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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #1

    Pretend For a Moment You Actually Had This One Chance

    Hi, My name is David Lee Roth, Lead Singer, Songwriter, and Radio/Video Host......

    ASK ME ANYTHING
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145
      #2
      Have you ever made love to a sock?
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145
          #3
          On a serious note, I'd ask him whether he'd do anything differently in 1984-85 if he could have to time over........
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59630
              #4
              Did you really bone Alex's wife back in 83?
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576
                  #5
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  On a serious note, I'd ask him whether he'd do anything differently in 1984-85 if he could have to time over........
                  That would be mine, as well.



                  I'm sure he'd reply with a "no regrets" crap answer, but honestly I wonder...
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576
                      #6
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Did you really bone Alex's wife back in 83?
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • atomicpnk47
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 364
                          #7
                          On the next tour could you please do a flying split off the drum riser for old times sake?

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120
                              #8
                              What's a video host ??

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                                • DONNIEP
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 13373
                                  #9
                                  Tacos or burritos?
                                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                    • sadaist
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 11625
                                      #10
                                      I like the 84-85 question a lot. But with most likely my only chance to actually say something to Dave it would be this...

                                      "Thank you. Whatever fights you fought, how many times you held your tongue, and any pride you had to swallow....thank you for 2007"
                                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          It would also be cool to ask him what he thinks of his solo career from 'Eat 'em...' to 'You Filthy Little Mouth' in hindsight and what he'd do differently.
                                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                            • twonabomber
                                              formerly F A T
                                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 11294
                                              #12
                                              I asked Dave what he thought of bootleg recordings.
                                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                                                • Zing!
                                                  Veteran
                                                  • Oct 2011
                                                  • 2363
                                                  #13
                                                  What happened to your voice from 2008?
                                                  My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                                                    • Nickdfresh
                                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 49567
                                                      #14
                                                      Do you have a fetish for Hobos and train conductors?

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                                                        • DONNIEP
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 13373
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                          Do you have a fetish for Hobos and train conductors?
                                                          I'm sure the answer to this question will be forthcoming in a two part, 99 minute long Roth Show where Dave extols the virtues of the overall and my dead grandpa's hat. You know, how overalls evolved from some other piece of clothing. What they were originally made out of. Famous people who wore overalls, etc. Then he'll move on to the hat and talk about how it literally changed the history of the world. Then he'll wrap it all up by saying he's been dressing this way since before the traumatic brain injury that also caused him to be spotted hopping around NYC wearing a wrestling mask.
                                                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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