dave fans take it in the ass!

[Terry]

Re: dave fans take it in the ass!

Originally posted by a.j
you fucking cum suckers make me laugh, you claim
roth is van halen, than were the fuck is he NOT!!!!
VAN HALEN ARE SELLING RECORDS AND THEY HAVE ADDED MOORE SHOWS, WERES DAVE SITTING ON HIS OLD BALDING NO FUCKING TALENT ASS STILL CRYING THAT EDDIE WONT LET LITTLE DAVE PLAY
WITH HIM. DAVE IS ALREADY IN THE GRAVE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
HAS BEEN FOR MANY YEARS. DAVE IS NOTHING WITH OUT VAN HALEN
HIS RECORD SALES AND CONCERT ATTENDENCE THE PAST 20 YEARS HAVE PROVED THAT. NOW WHAT HAS VAN HALEN DONE THE PAST 20 YEARS WITHOUT DAVE, 5 #1 RECORDS ONE AT #4 AND THE NEW ONE AT #3 AND IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO GO TO #1, SOLD OUT SHOWS, SO ALL YOU DLR FANS EAT SHIT!!!! ROTH BLOWS!!!!!!

Wah wah wah.

Sheep love their caps, eh?

Don't matter how big your letters are, Van Hagar blows.

[Matt White]

Lets see....
Spammy couldn't get arrested with his solo stuff after getting BOOTED from Van Hagar.
VHIII bombs like no other...the worst selling recording in the brothers history!
Spammy has to stoop to ripping off GARY FUCKING GLITTER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!:fucku2:
And now, nobody but a DWINDLING # of SHEEP are the ones who still give a fuck about this sorry excuse for a hard rock band.
Yup....lifes been PEACHEY without DAVE!!!!LOSER!!!!!

[tobinentinc]

Originally posted by SNIPER
We will just have to see when the time comes. Most 17 - 23 y/o dont know who Roth is. They know of Sammy as the head of Halen.

You are a moron! I'm 17 and I KNOW Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen. The Head as you put it. All of my other 17 and 18 year old friends know he's the shit, and Sammy is just a 2nd choice. Dave's tenure with Van Halen has and will never be double by anyone. Period.

[Cathedral]

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

[DLRdelight!]

"WITHOUT DAVE, 5 #1 RECORDS"

Only reason they got a number 1 was because they expected 5150 to be as good as 84, i didnt see Van Hagar have to go up against such a hit as thriller!!! If it were not for dave, there would be no sam, so shut the fuck up

[scottydabodi]

No matter how many cd's are sold, ED will ALWAYS live under the shadow of DAVE'S empire, and he will NEVER escape it.

[Bill Clinton]

Originally posted by a.j
your fucking crazy you stupid fucks live in a fantasie
no one i know or spoken to gives one shit about roth
they talk about king edward not roth, david lee roth is a dead issue!
king edward LIVES!!!!!!

Hey a.j. - change your name to b.j. and maybe we can talk about making you an intern! Buwaaaaaahaaaaaaa!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by evhfan2
you obviously failed reading comprehension...i don't blame ya...you're too into cock...

Man, Sammy fans just love talking 'bout cock, huh?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by evhfan2
you obviously failed reading comprehension...i don't blame ya...you're too into cock...at least I hope you are.........are ya.....if so pm me your number.......we can crank up VOA and find true butt love.....thanks........

Damn, you're a sick fuck dude!

[rockvanhalen66]

no shit lol.............

[Cathedral]

Again, why isn't this thread locked already?

[hotdog@ a shake]

That's all they do...

They cannot convey one single thought w/out writing about "cum" or "cocksuckers"...

jus what da fuck does having #1 albums prove? don't mean shit...
jus look at what's beating out VH this week at #1...I rest my case!

how 'bout trying to sell 40,000,000 albums/cd's like CLASSIC VH did w/ Roth as quaterback, compared to 21,000,000 w/ queef cheese velveeta at the forefront? I rest my case again!

Why is it that Classic and NEW Rock FM stations always play CLASSIC VAN HALEN on the radio, w/out ever mentioning the legend in his own stomach Hagar? the defense rests! DOLEMITE MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!

I can pretty much predict the incredibly lucid and well thought out resplies I'll get when the clueless, White Trailer park trash, sheep start reading this...HaHaHaHa

[hotdog@ a shake]

That's all they do...

They cannot convey one single thought w/out writing about "cum" or "cocksuckers"...

jus what da fuck does having #1 albums prove? don't mean shit...
jus look at what's beating out VH this week at #1...I rest my case!

the 1984 album was, and remains, VH's most succesfully commercial record to date and it became the last PEAK in their career!!! 10 Million sold and it's been all downhill from there...

5150=6.9 M
ou812=4.4 M
F.U.C.K=3.8
RH, Rn=2.0
Balance=3.9

Sam always professess that "w/ me in the band we sold 5 or 6 Million each release..." yeh, whatever you say there Sam Roy and by the way, keep spreadin' the cheese infested fibs Mr. Midler.

how 'bout trying to sell 40,000,000 Million albums/cd's like CLASSIC VH did w/ Roth as quarterback, compared to the tone deaf 21,000,000 Million sold w/ queef cheese velveeta at the forefront? I rest my case again!

Why is it that Classic and NEW Rock FM stations always play CLASSIC VAN HALEN on the radio, w/out ever mentioning the legend in his own stomach Hagar? the defense rests! DOLEMITE MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!

I can pretty much predict the incredibly lucid and well thought out replies I'll get when the clueless, White Trailer park trash, sheep start reading this...HaHaHaHa

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hold on theyre getting their next "fag" or "cumguzzler" comments ready......give em' a minute, ya know for all 3 brain cells to come up with something.

[Dan]

Great post dude.