Bitch Slap Eddie

[col5150]

Dont you think it would be one hell of and idea if someone bitch slapped evh whilst screeming 'what are you doing', whilst holding up a picture of dlr in one hand and one of hagar in the other in the hope he might suddenly realise what a mess van halen currently are.

Christ by the time Eddie falls out with hagar then becomes a recluse all over it will be too late for the real reunion.

One show with roth, thats all they would have to do.. For him to see how many more people would want to see them, plus theres the upside of dave kicking his ass back into shape whilst creating some great new tunes.

I mean for fuck sake lets see.

learning to see----sucked compared to me wise magic

up for breakfast---hmm thats a hard one, oh yeah--sucked compared to me wise magic.

its about time---ditto

I think dave should be the bigger man on this too and bite his tongue phone Ed and get the ball rolling, that would wipe the smile off Sams face big time.

Eddie really must simply look at Sammys 'Cabo wabo' tattoo on stage and think to himself hmmm theres something not right here!

its too simple, this tour is not what he'd expected ill bet and when it crashes they got two options.

Hire a new singer and they know how much that worked the last time.

or GET ROTH BACK, DAVE SAVES THE DAY , VAN HALEN FINISH THERE CAREERS OFF WITH A BANG.

thats my two cents

[fanofdave]

nice belly button piercing......

[vhfan010]

hell, i wouldn't mind if that girl slapped me

[Matt White]

WHO WOULDN'T want to BITCH SLAP EVH? I'd just be afraid the crusty OLD FUCKER would crumble into dust, just to further frustrate CLASSIC VAN HALEN FANS by making a reunion IMPOSSIBLE! The guy looks like a piece of BEEF JERKY!!!

[Don Corleone]

Re: Bitch Slap Eddie

Originally posted by col5150
Dont you think it would be one hell of and idea if someone bitch slapped evh whilst holding up a picture of dlr in one hand and one of hagar in the other

One question. How?

I can send Luca to head butt him and shout Sammy to death if that would help.

[spmusicplyr]

Ah the reunion is impossible anyway. I'm not holding my breath anymore....everytime rumors fly and it seems on the verge, something happens. Now whether its daves fault or eddies fault, i dont know.

All that talk a couple years ago really got me going. Hearing michael anthony say, "daves gonna do it this time" really got me goin..and then bam, its over.

Well im seeing them thursday at the staples center because im only 19. I've never gotten to see them, and i think this will be my only chance to see them in my life, so i guess spam will have to do.

[spmusicplyr]

Until then, it's the atomic punks!!
I've seen them in LA a bunch of times since i live here.

Http://www.theatomicpunks.com

They kick ass!

[TOMHALEN]

A few years ago I saw the Dave and Sam show at Blossom music center in Ohio. Sam went on first or should I say opened up for Dave. sammy puts on a good show, kinda like joe walsh/jimmy buffet vibe. but Dave FUCKING ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!! Eddie will never play those songs as good as Brian Young so whats the point of all this belly aching all the time? Ed's a drunk and everyone knows it, hell his wife divorced him for it. anyways I wanted to share this story, that night on stage Sammy had A 5'6"standie of Edward on stage. he slapped it around off and on all night, held the mic up to it and made insults to "Cardboard Ed". THIS TOUR IS ABOUT MONEY NOT FANS

[lms2]

Originally posted by col5150

One show with roth, thats all they would have to do.. For him to see how many more people would want to see them, plus theres the upside of dave kicking his ass back into shape whilst creating some great new tunes.

its about time---ditto

I think dave should be the bigger man on this too and bite his tongue phone Ed and get the ball rolling, that would wipe the smile off Sams face big time.

its too simple, this tour is not what he'd expected ill bet and when it crashes they got two options.


VAN HALEN FINISH THERE CAREERS OFF WITH A BANG.

If they could just get through that one show...

Too bad there isn't a third dave song to compare that one to.

The ball has been set to rolling. A few times. Are you asking Dave to settle for less than what he thinks should happen to make this work?

The tour is not failing. Sorry. It would be better with Dave, but life for the other three will continue to plod along regardless.

So who do you think would end up getting shot?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Re: Re: Bitch Slap Eddie

Originally posted by Don Corleone
One question. How?

I can send Luca to head butt him and shout Sammy to death if that would help.

you send him to break his hip and al's neck...didn't work...so maybe this time you tell luca to do his job right...