Lisa Roth on Van Halen, hawking heavy metal CDs for kids and red M&Ms

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah I'm not looking forward to getting to the age where you constantly have to get up to the toilet all night.

Don't worry they make depends for men now.

[ELVIS]

Depends can't keep this website from going down the shitter...

[Seshmeister]

We'll probably just shut it down when you leave to full on crazy paranoid survivalist in the woods.

[ELVIS]

Yeah...

Because without my crazy ramblings, what would this place be ??

[ZahZoo]

Maybe this be nice and get along crap wasn't such a good idea after all..?

[Nitro Express]

Hell I would too. She gots real purdy hair too.

She looks like the kind of chick who would fix you a pastrami sandwich on rye bread and give you a beer. Oh yeah. You must have a pickle. Later you can give her a pickle. A big one.

[Nitro Express]

We'll probably just shut it down when you leave to full on crazy paranoid survivalist in the woods.

That's called going on vacation for Mr. Roth. Oh Dave must be getting old. He's just going to cities now. No hanging with Amazon tribesmen and New Guinea mud men. Heck. Probably the biggest weirdo he has hung with is Ed.

[Nitro Express]

I would. Well, as long as she wouldn't go "Zap-dap-dooby-dooby-doo" on me.

Cheers!

She can go Zap-dap-dooby-doo big time on me. As long as when I yell the safety word she stops.

[ELVIS]

She looks like the kind of chick who would fix you a pastrami sandwich on rye bread and charge you 36 bucks plus tax for it...

I agree...

And why is this BS in main anyway ??

What's next, Valerie weight loss news ??

[ELVIS]

That's called going on vacation for Mr. Roth.

And that's exactly how I have been spending my free time...

Aside from playing music, my wife and I go deep into the woods of Arkansas and Mississippi and pretend we live off the grid...

We don't have it down yet, but I guarantee we can eat and drink clean water...

And it's fun...

Especially with a little moonshine...

[Nitro Express]

Shit Elvis. I never knew you were interviewed by Johnny Knoxville.

[ELVIS]

Hell yeah...

That dude was awesome...

[ELVIS]

Let's pollute this thread with more Popcorn Sutton news...

[ZahZoo]

That news feed reminded me of radio Mountain Man from West Monroe...

[Nitro Express]

What is it with all these Mossy Oak wearing motherfuckers? It's like every day is bow hunting day. I went in to have a titanium implant put in and the surgeon comes in wearing Mossy Oak scrubs. I just went holy fuck. Oh goody. A Duck Dynasty dude is going to operate on me. I was expecting Popcorn Sutton moonshine for anesthetic.