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  • Figs
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2945
    #31
    helllllooooo baby

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      • Catfish
        #32
        That fat jabroni needs that fucking mic stand as a god damn crutch! Fuck him!

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569
            #33
            Originally posted by Figs
            helllllooooo baby
            FUCKING FUNNY FIGS! How OLD is this guy?!? Still tryin' to be "HIP" and/or "COOL"? He's almost ready for SOCIAL SECURITY!!!!
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! WHAT A CLUELESS OLD MAN!!!!!!

            FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575
                #34
                What's with the Bullworth hat?
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951
                    #35
                    Sammy Hagar, you're my hero.
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11962
                        #36
                        For a guy who keeps harping on how he's a better performer than DLR, could never figure out why Sam decided to become a 3rd rate Roth wannabe from the moment he joined Van Halen.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • TongueNGroove
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 499
                            #37
                            Let's see any of you guys do that at 53. I think he looks pretty cool, even for an old man.
                            -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

                            -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.

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                              • Terry
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11962
                                #38
                                Originally posted by TongueNGroove
                                Let's see any of you guys do that at 53. I think he looks pretty cool, even for an old man.
                                Ummmmmmmmmmm.............no, not by a long shot.
                                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                  • Switch84
                                    Veteran
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2316
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by TongueNGroove
                                    Let's see any of you guys do that at 53. I think he looks pretty cool, even for an old man.
                                    He's older than that, dude. Cool ain't looking like a bleached blonde Fred Flintstone.
                                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                    Blackflag on DLR

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                                      • JCOOK
                                        #40
                                        LOL! Switch!

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                                          • ThrillsNSpills
                                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 6627
                                            #41


                                            With that look of pain on his face he probably pulled a muscle on the way up.

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                                              • guwapo_rocker
                                                #42
                                                He's worried he's gonna go right through the stage when he comes down!

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                                                  • WARF
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 15347
                                                    #43
                                                    He's not allowed to do that jump in San Francisco!!!

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                                                      • freak
                                                        Sniper
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 980
                                                        #44
                                                        Hagar has about as much business imitating DLR as Oprah has imitating a ballerina.

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                                                          • freak
                                                            Sniper
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 980
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Switch84
                                                            He's older than that, dude. Cool ain't looking like a bleached blonde Fred Flintstone.
                                                            Yabba-Dabba-Doo would be a step up, lyrically.

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