The Oo-oka River Blues [David Lee Roth]

[DONNIEP]

Van Halen fans have to make their own merchandise. You should know.

And distribute their own concert footage. Which is really for the best anyway. I mean, do you really want good, high quality concert footage when you can have a DVD copy of a 370th generation VHS tape copy? Would the US Fest really be the same without all the dragging and dropping out and static? Never mind the fact that it would cost 80 gazillion dollars to digitally paste Wolfie's head on Mikey's body for all the shows.

No, what I'm really hoping for is the Van Halen Oakland '81 Hologram World Tour! They just cut Mikey out of all the footage, put it up on the hologram screen and have Wolfie show up and jump around and sing with the band, just like it should have been from day one.

[DONNIEP]

This just in - we have video of Wolfie rehearsing for the Van Halen '81 Oakland Hologram World Tour!!

[vandeleur]

The monkey danced better than Dave lee Minnelli on that poxy dance floor

[DONNIEP]

The monkey danced better than Dave lee Minnelli on that poxy dance floor

Maybe that's what's missing from the stage show - a dancing monkey! I mean, they could bring Mikey back and let him do his solo and hop around like a coked up monkey. It'd be waaaayyyyy more entertaining that sitting through that same solo Ed's been doing for the past 30 years...

[vandeleur]

Mike signed away his rights to appear as a monkey in 2004 . The striped monkey is owned by van monkey brothers plc .

[Nitro Express]

Maybe that's what's missing from the stage show - a dancing monkey! I mean, they could bring Mikey back and let him do his solo and hop around like a coked up monkey. It'd be waaaayyyyy more entertaining that sitting through that same solo Ed's been doing for the past 30 years...

Van Halen did have silly dressed up monkey in the band. His name was Sammy. They dressed him up in children's clothing.

[DONNIEP]

Mike signed away his rights to appear as a monkey in 2004

And who drew up the contract? Sure wasn't Mikey. Just goes to show what a bitter old cunt Ed is. Or was. Now he's just another queen with a faggity dog.

[ZahZoo]

[DONNIEP]

Thank you, ZZ. That's just what I needed to brighten my day. I think I'll go out and strangle some bunnies now...

[vandeleur]

Between him and Liza Minnelli wolf might the only rock n roll one ... Ie he can stay up late .
Van halen are slowly turning in to village people characters

[vandeleur]

Please can we have a twitter dog silence an absence of roth shows culminating in a new van halen album at the soonest opportunity .

[PETE'S BROTHER]

beard envy

[DONNIEP]

Please can we have a twitter dog silence an absence of roth shows culminating in a new van halen album at the soonest opportunity .

You forgot that Dave's in Japan, running around playing weirdo. You get no new record unress Davey San go home!

[Oolith]

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Gina Burlingham 21 hours ago LINKED COMMENT

.... a .... very........ .. nice .......... meander ........ .. up ........ .... long ..... lazy ..... waters......... ..... ..... ..deep sure strokes silently pensively cut... pushing the vessel onward into unknown splendor.

[Oolith]

Eric S 22 hours ago

Very cool. Work this shit into a VH song Dave!!
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