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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    #61
    Originally posted by ZahZoo
    But the code was... of we're all butt-nekid but we're acting and interacting like it's a fucking Sunday church social. You know damn well everyone is scoping everyone and having immoral thoughts... But no funny business. After we left the first time there... I said to my girlfriend I was surprised people weren't fucking like rabbits all over the place. She says oh... "that's not cool there"... I'm like... Why the fuck not? You're 60% there already!! Then she proceeded to accuse me of being a pervert... go figure!!
    Yeah, that's what they say. But when the lights go off, those places are Swingers' Paradise! I wouldn't last 5 minutes in one of em. I can hear the cops now..."Well, maam, you were butt nekkid and swinging that pussy of yours at Donnie. What did you think was gonna happen?" See? It'd be like you going to the mall and laying a 100 dollar bill on a bench and when somebody comes and picks it up you start screaming THIEF!!!
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 8973

      #62
      I used to surf at a nudist beach north of town called Red, White & Blue... they charged $5 a head to get in there but would let us surfers in for free.

      A few times I saw them kick people out because they were going to town and horn-doggin it right in the middle of the beach. Never understood this nudist morality business... it seemed counter to the culture. But I suppose it kept the peace among the weirdos...
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #63
        never been to a nudie beach, yet
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 8973

          #64
          They're highly overrated... I doubt they've improved since the late 70's/early 80's. 90% of the weirdos there you really have no desire to see clothed let alone nekid...
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49219

            #65
            Originally posted by VHscraps
            ...



            ...
            WTF is that? "Generic" "BEER?"

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8973

              #66
              Yes, generic Beer was popular among the hipsters of the time, Nick...
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6566

                #67
                I can't believe I ever drank Fosters. That shit was everywhere in the 80's.

                Cheaper than a Chinese hooker though.

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6566

                  #68
                  Has anyone else noticed that this photo also appears to show a pair of sandals on top of a table load of mystery white powder, and an inflatable alligator?

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                  • Jérôme Frenchise
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 7174

                    #69
                    Who's the dude squinting things between Nile Rodgers and Dave?
                    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      #70
                      Warf's dad.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        Who's the dude squinting things between Nile Rodgers and Dave?
                        He looks like he's being fucked up the ass by the guy in the middle and it's painful.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #72
                          Originally posted by ashstralia
                          Has anyone else noticed that this photo also appears to show a pair of sandals on top of a table load of mystery white powder, and an inflatable alligator?

                          Brilliant. Dave set the art gallery up so he could have all night club type parties and not have to close early because no laws applied to art galleries. Make the cocaine part of an art project and snort the art project. The naive cops will never figure it out. It's Dave playing Andy Worhal.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8973

                            #73
                            Worhal... or Whoreall..?
                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #74
                              If the art on the walls could only talk.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                #75


                                Hi God. Dave Roth here. We need more coke!
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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