Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

If the EUAS are for flooding a Hagar-site, I'm enthusiastic for it.

I'm uninitiated, but then I've never been part of this little EUAS clique thing.

That came before me - I came over here fulltime when the Slawterhouse went down in Oct. 2001 so I've always been a sort of an outsider to the founders but I def share the enthusiasm!

You know what Eat us and smile really is???

It's fucking people like myself and pojo and house and blah blah blah...

Who fucking sleep in their fucking Van Halen diver down lion logo shirt...

And bleed fucking classic Van Halen....

Without a fucking doubt the greatest fucking band ever assembled...

Yeah we're hardcore like a Ron Jeremy flick...

But basically... it's just a bunch of rowdy ass Van Halen fans who know their shit....

It's an attitude...

Nobody rules these streets at night like me...

[FORD]

GAyR has as much in common with EUAS as Richard Simmons does with heterosexuality.

[houseofpain]

GAyR has as much in common with EUAS as Richard Simmons does with heterosexuality.

I don't know who this GAyR fucker is, but it sounds as if he has as much in common with EUAS as Sammy Hagar has does with fashion sense and hair style!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

GAyR has as much in common with EUAS as Richard Simmons does with heterosexuality.

That's RIGHT.. go on about your fetishes.

My Invasion jersey-tee got soaked in trans fluid when I pulled the trans outta my G20 van. On an incline, on Larrabee mind you.

I've seen that tee go for $60 on ebay, five years ago. Don't get me on about how I miss that tee.

My bandmates, at the time they slept till 1pm, would masturbate to porn or bang their galpals till 9pm when the rest of West Hollywood wakes up, at which time we'd march up to the Rainbow to start another foodfight and get banned for another month.

Van? Who wants to get their precious little mitts filthy.. in WeHOLE everything's in walking distance.

Nobody wants to chip in for a van when everything's nearby. Why do you need a fuckn VAN for.. duhh, I dunno maybe to haul GEAR in..

(closing credits on this post: roll tape Hot For Teacher..)

The drummer? I think he's locked up in Miramar
The bass player? I think he's got a fat wife and two ugly children, manning a cash reg at the Goodwill.
The singer? He died of fuckin AIDS. yeasahh yes.. DEAD
Me? (foot on treadplate, mink a bit warm).. I drive a much better vehicle than a Chevy breadtruck I tell you that much.

BUT I did sacrifice my VH tee to the Benevolent BandVan GOD.. which I vehemently repent of everytime I read someone else cherishing thiers.. FUcker!

[FORD]

I don't know who this GAyR fucker is, but it sounds as if he has as much in common with EUAS as Sammy Hagar has does with fashion sense and hair style!

GAyR is BlumpkinChump, the asshole spamming the entire board with bullshit, while claiming to be "on vacation from the board" under his other name "GAR".

He's been banned from DiamondDavidLeeRoth.com and RothFans.com for being a complete and total douchebag, posting racist bullshit, and telling a mother that her son would die in Iraq, among other acts of dumbassery.

In other words, he's the type of idiot that makes you want to break out the folding chairs.......

[LoungeMachine]

Dont forget he was DEMODDED HERE for giving his keys to the modroom to his boyfriend.

He also QUIT this site over being owned by katydid

The fact he has the balls to even show his face in the library after that, is incredible.



He also boycotted this site because he didnt like Sarge putting a limit on the number of times a poster could THANK in a day. Which impeded GayR's spamming all the more.

Seriously, he makes Savicki seem bright, and FAB seem normal.

[Nickdfresh]

If the EUAS are for flooding a Hagar-site, I'm enthusiastic for it.

I'm uninitiated, but then I've never been part of this little EUAS clique thing.

That came before me - I came over here fulltime when the Slawterhouse went down in Oct. 2001 so I've always been a sort of an outsider to the founders but I def share the enthusiasm!

Why don't YOU go "flood a Hagar-site?"

Incidentally, we, The Sheep Pen, did this years ago. Unfortunately it took the Hagar-site several hours to notice as nobody actually posted in that little Red Rockin' ghost town....

[houseofpain]

Nice...so Blumpy Chump...I think there's a crew of Up Front Fagnatics still at links. Why don't you start proving your not an ass licker and go spar with them for a bit.

[Igosplut]

Never mind the sheep pen gar, why don't you go fine that rev Phelps site or whatever his name is.

I hear he likes protesting at soldiers funerals.

That's right up your alley coward.

[houseofpain]

speaking of right up ypur fucking alley GArY, I hear the up front fagnatics have something for you...

[redblkwht]

In other words, he's the type of idiot that makes you want to break out the folding chairs.......

Now he's talking our language here eh House? lmao!!

OOOH YEAH!!

[houseofpain]

I smell a fucking con-chair-to red...set 'em up!

[houseofpain]

do you hear that people?
Somebody just woke up a sleeping giant
or more appropriately, a sleeping giant of a tag team
fuck you bitches...its on!

DAMAGE INC!

[redblkwht]

House before i flip the matchlight, isnt Gar from Links?

[redblkwht]

DAMAGE INC!
Man, I dig the ring of that again!!