Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[Loons The Great]

O' Yeah O' Yeah...Sho' Nuff' Nah Yez Aww Hell Hellafied Hell Yez YEZ YEZZ Nah I says!

Great God Almighty...Great Boogily Moogily...Like a thunderbolt in yer Cheerios, son...

Diamond Dave is THE ONLY singer fo' Van Halen. 'Nuff said.

It's Eat 'Em and Smile time 'gain, Y'all!!!

I am the beach pimp yez yez!

[Loons The Great]

Well all right nah...Sho' Nuff' N' Yez Yezzer Yez...

Van Davin' opened up for the Stones in '81
Van Hagar opened up for BON JOVI in '95

Diamond Dave was on The Sopranos
Sammy Haggar was on Hollywood Squares and Don Johnson's awful new show

Dave wrote incredible lyrics to Thug Pop
Sammy wrote turn turn turn turn turn...my time prime time mai tai mai tai

Dave has never sung Van Hagar tunes
Sammy has to sing 'em ebery night nah

Dave is a master showman and writes amazing lyrics
Sammy couldn't write a good lyric if ol' Bob Dylan was holdin his fat hands

Dave plays Ice Cream Man
Sam plays horseshit like Where Eagles Fly

Dave wears his best combat spandex
Sammy wears Capri pants

Dave is like Dole La Mite
Sam is like The Red Teletubbie

Dave is like Shaft
Sam is like...well, a washed up tequila salesman who conjurs up images of Carrot Top

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Loons, my favorite Roth gangsta !!!!

Where the fuck you been bro, I miss those rants !!!

You gotsta be hangin' 'round here more often bro...

Sho' nuff !!!!

[WARF]

I wonder if someone will reunite with their long lost father... on this thread!!!

Everyone is comin' out of the boondocks!!!

Welcome loons!!!

[YankeeRose]

Loonsie...you smooth talkin', silber tongued debil you....damman, jus' lemme lookit choo...now gimme a hug...I bin waitin' so long fer you git here.


Many large, warm fuzzy welcomes home...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
Loonsie...you smooth talkin', silber tongued debil you....damman, jus' lemme lookit choo...now gimme a hug...I bin waitin' so long fer you git here.


Many large, warm fuzzy welcomes home...

I think i may watch that cyber im feelin inside..lmao
can i roll out the camera?

Loons, welcome home!!!!!!

[redblkwht]

YR, how bout #24 under 100 pts, think it'll happen?
hope so

[MAX]

Fuckin A!!!!! LOONS!!!!! Great to see you bro!!!! It would be stellar if you'd come around more often. I fucking miss your posts! Sho nuff!!!!

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by redblkwht
YR, how bout #24 under 100 pts, think it'll happen?
hope so

Oh hell yeah darlin'!!!!! The winningest active driver in Nextel Cup is on a mission....just sit back and watch the show...

GO NO 24!!!!!!

[YankeeRose]

I did it!!!! I jinxed Van Hagar. Fucked 'em all up...the shitters. Wednesday night I followed a roadrunner link to win tickets with backstage passes to VH here in Columbia on 9/12. The plan was..if I won, I'd beg, borrow, or spraypaint a "got roth?" shirt to wear to the show. Bright and early next morning we got the news...not only did they cancel us, but also Charlotte. Those stoopid futher muckers..they can cite "scheduling conflicts" all they want, but my guess is poor sales. We want DAVE...not a poor imitation!


EAT US AND SMILE.....SOUTHERN STYLE!!!!!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Oh...hell yes...the great Loonsy has returned...welcome back to a true Roth fan...

and holy shit...homeboy typed a thread sober!!!!

Loons...you the man...always were...

only to have this thread shot down with a mention of fucking Jeff Gordon...

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Oh...hell yes...the great Loonsy has returned...welcome back to a true Roth fan...

and holy shit...homeboy typed a thread sober!!!!

Loons...you the man...always were...

only to have this thread shot down with a mention of fucking Jeff Gordon...

Bite me, POJ....

[POJO_Risin]

Jeff Gordon has no business being in this thread...period...shame on Va...

you might as well be talking about Gary Cherone...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Jeff Gordon has no business being in this thread...period...shame on Va...

You lost me on that one, Rose elaborated on the next Cup Champion , not me.....

Of course, if you deem that she needs some punishment, we may have to arrange for a spanking....

[POJO_Risin]

By all means Va...go to it...