Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[YankeeRose]

Unfortunately, my young'ns are too big for snugglin' like that, but I remember what it was like. One of the most reduce-me-to-a-puddle, comforting, loving, gently supportive things I've ever experienced.

[redfire]

I love this time of year. The NFL draft coming up, the NBA season is becoming more important than it was for the first 41 games, MLB is about to start up and Neck-car is becoming more interesting than the NHL, though I do lament the tragedy that is the National Hockey League.

Nevertheless, while the general time of the year is exciting, I find my love for sports declining every year. Case in point? Deion Sanders' new Hotdog Machine. Now, while I will not rip a dude for trying to make a buck, there are times when I feel my intelligence is being insulted. This is one of those times. The freakin' thing cost $50!!! Are you kidding me??? Is Prime-Time really that hard up for money that he would shamelessly slap his name on a Hot Dog machine? I like to think this is how the negotiations went down. Deion's agent comes up to him and says,

"hey Deion, what would say to making a extra couple of thousand bucks a year, and all you have to do is put your name on the item and pose with it for some pictu..."
Deion interupts, "Yes."
"Would you like to know what product you are endorsing?
"No"
"Do you care how much we're going to charge?"
"No"

Something tells me that deal went kind of like that, cause the dude was obviously not thinking about how stupid he's going to look. Now I know he's prolly going to make some money on it. But the dude is a Hall of Famer. Can he not steal money by convincing an NFL team that he can still play? I mean I think that's a little bit more honorable than endorsing a Hot Dog machine. Or can Deion not make the lecture/preaching circuit? I saw him on Trinity Broadcasting Network with Michael Irvin, and Darryl Starwberry, so I know the dude can pick some bones that way.

Reguardless, here's a toast to Deion's new Hot Dog machine replacing the Chia Pet as the new last minute Christmas gift to get your in-laws.

Out.

[houseofpain]

Dear Rome,
A Machine thet cooks hot dogs? Seriously? For $50? I'll take five.

Sincerely,
B.F. Mangino

[YankeeRose]

reminds me of those super bubble doohickies that came with this tube of stuff you globed on a straw to make a bubble that a fork won't puncture.

[Loons The Great]

Law'd Law'd Law'd...Great God Almighty nah I said...Yez Yez Yessahhhh...Like a thunda

Wake up, mama, don'tchoo sleep so hard. I say wake up mammmy, don't choo sleep so hard, well it's these a here blues WALKIN ALL OVAH YOUR YARD...wella wella wella...Like a thundabolt in yer Cheerios, son..Well, it looks like I'm nevah gonna lose them ol' freight train blues...well WELL WELL..Ooooh well well...Yez Yez...Well, I ainn' gonn' work on Maggie's Farm no mo'...I'll be standin' on the corner of 4th and Vine, with my St. Louis woman and a bottle of Kansas City wine...Yeah, baby, you're gettin ol' and up in years, but you sho' ain' too old to shift them gears...

[YankeeRose]

Re: Law'd Law'd Law'd...Great God Almighty nah I said...Yez Yez Yessahhhh...Like a thunda

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Wake up, mama, don'tchoo sleep so hard. I say wake up mammmy, don't choo sleep so hard, well it's these a here blues WALKIN ALL OVAH YOUR YARD...wella wella wella...Like a thundabolt in yer Cheerios, son..Well, it looks like I'm nevah gonna lose them ol' freight train blues...well WELL WELL..Ooooh well well...Yez Yez...Well, I ainn' gonn' work on Maggie's Farm no mo'...I'll be standin' on the corner of 4th and Vine, with my St. Louis woman and a bottle of Kansas City wine...Yeah, baby, you're gettin ol' and up in years, but you sho' ain' too old to shift them gears...

grope hug...
:D

[MAX]

Man,

I wish Loons would post more.

[houseofpain]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
grope hug...
:D

More groping during the hug please...

[houseofpain]

Just in case we weren't sure where HOP stood in regards to Texass...

[houseofpain]

and this looks very appropriate...

[houseofpain]

then you've always got this...

[houseofpain]

and the greatest Collegiate Linebacker EVER...

[houseofpain]

and I really hated beating Colorado's asses...

[houseofpain]

hey Texass, five in a row bitches!

[houseofpain]

have I mentioned how I feel about Stoolwater Community College?