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Originally posted by houseofpain
Pojo, Brownie, Vinnie V, COR...
something is feeling very familiar here...
Pojo, Brownie, Vinnie V, COR...
something is feeling very familiar here...
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I can hear those footsteps......=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
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ATTENTION EUAS!!
The time has come for us to "invite" the Army's new nemesis THREE LOCK ROCK to the EUAS thread to have a little talk.
Someone please send that cocksmoker an invitation.
Let's whoop his ass, EUAS Style!=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
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Holy Shit, COR!Originally posted by Cult of Roth
I barely make a peep in two years and my name still pops up from time to time...
Kinda makes me feel like Jesus...
How are all you fuckers doin'!!! :D
You better fucking stick around dude!
Where is your voodoo doll?Comment
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***just happy to hear from some of those that have even more scarce than I've been...CoR-kisskiss from Sunny South Carolina! Hope all is good for you and painfull for the GCVD. Vinnie...good to see you too darlin'--how ya been?Comment
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Where iz conmee? An' HOP n REDFIRE? An' all dem otha crazy mofos nah nah??Comment
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Damn it's sad when an EUAS thread takes over a month for a reply!Comment
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"We're currently on hiatus".....
Where have ya heard that before ???Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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IT'S EAT 'EM AN' SMILE TIME AGAIN Y'ALL!!!!!!!!Comment
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Houseofpain needs to post more, he's the glue that holds us together!Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
"We're currently on hiatus".....
Where have ya heard that before ???Comment
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Cult of fucking Roth!!!!
Holy shit...sorry I missed you bro...welcome back to the fold...
See you in two years...
and here's...
a blast from the past...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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holy hell...
from the first Eat Us and Smile thread:
redfire- We'll come up with somethin'. Damn, House. Slow night huh?
HOP- No shit what up redfire? Redblk&wht you still around? I think Damage Inc. hasn't got to make enough noise lately!
redfire- Not a creature was stirring not even a house.
HOP- The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Redfire soon would be there!
redfire- Now ma in her kerchiff and I in my cap had just settled down and listened to House of Pain before my long winter nap.
HOP- When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter. The EUAS gang said not enough Dave that's what is the matter!
POJO_Risin- You know it's a slow night when we put EUAS into the Night Before Van Hale.....Christmas.....hell, Van Halen sounds better....
POJO- Yeah gang...it is a slow night...until our next rumoured announcement date. By the way, do we have one? Is it 3/16...or April Fools day...
HOP- Ya poj. Care to help and have a little fun?
redfire- I threw open the shutters and smoked my stash.
Opps, thats the Sammy in me. Come on Poj, give it a try.
POJO- Dave's ass on the breast of a new fallen ho....
POJO- gave the luster of Van Halen to all who don't know....
HOP- Then I heard the rustling of hooves as I popped open my beer. Then saw David Lee and eight tiny reindeer!
HOP- Right down the chimney came Dave with a bound, he was looking for glazed donuts and women around!
POJO- David Lee Roth, so lively and quick...
whipped open his pants, a Jack Daniels dick!!!!!!
HOP- I bowed where I stood in spite of myself. And proclaimed him the man along with his elf!
redfire- He had a fine ho with a big ass and when she jumped they fell into my lap.
HOP- David Lee Roth putting gifts under me tree. Don't you know he saved the best one for me!
redfire- Than Dave pointed his finger toward one of his hos then up, up the chimmeny he arrose.
POJO- He leaped to his sleigh, to his hos gave a whistle....
And onstage they all flew to a crowd that was bristling....
HOP- It was a new Halen disc with him at the helm. The prodigal returned to help re-establish their realm!
HOP- To his hos gave a whistle? I'll try to give it a finish.
HOP- He lept to his sleigh, to his hos gave a whistle. Said come over Britney and polish my missle!
POJO- How about....I heard Dave exclaim...to everyone's delight....
"Van Halen's back together....Let's get Fucked up tonight!!!!!"
HOP- Then off they flew into the black night. But not before David Lee set everything right! He said they're back and Ed is the man. Then finished my beer, every last can. He grabbed his hos and flew off into the night, said Merry Christmas to all now that Van Halen is right!
... That's all folks."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Ahh...memories.=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
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Damn...nobody from the ole' boys club even noticed this...lmfao...figures..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Looks like it's just you and me Vincenzo..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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